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Phantom Seen by Janitor in Manager's Office

1/1/2014  3 replies    

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Phantom Seen by Janitor in Manager's Office

Over the last few nights it appears that someone has been sneaking in to the managers office to order an arena upgrade, appoint Millard Smith to the hall of fame and sign some washed up talent. Rumor has it that Simon will be buying up to the salary floor and checking in often enough not to go bot in case his interest returns.

Clam fans responded to the rumors by drinking and staying up all night. "Here's to a few seasons of abject mediocrity!" one inebriated bivalve mollusk shouted before licking salt off the table and pounding shots of tequila.
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By: meineymoe
To: INA-rhyminsimon_10 		384374.2 as reply to 384374.1
1/1/2014 10:52:09 PM
OOoooOOO... Scary......

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By: INA-redcped_905
To: INA-rhyminsimon_10 		384374.3 as reply to 384374.1
1/2/2014 1:06:44 AM
It's better than a clam wake.

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By: INA-A Warrior_956
To: INA-rhyminsimon_10 		384374.4 as reply to 384374.1
1/4/2014 6:06:20 PM
May your interest return...

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