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Press Announcements

Clams Retool for Div. IV

As the Clams begin the new season in League IV.30, Coach Simon held a press conference to announce the team’s new roster. Changes included added experience in the starting lineup as well as some fresh blood from the draft. And Coach Simon expressed his confidence that the new roster would produce plenty of victories.

Joining the Clams is 29yo Swiss SG Roman Erne, a recent acquisition from Argentinian team, Picotitos. He brings years of experience to the young team including appearances in three recent Div. IV all-star games. He will replace Campioni at SG who will take over starting SF duties.

The other TL acquisition was 31yo Brazilian PF Valtinho Louzano, who comes to the Clams from the Spanish team 99Tc.Bulls. He recently put up a triple-double for his Spanish team and in Season 17 was France V.219 MVP with AUSBB. He will replace the Hui/Bassols/Stratzalis platoon that took care of PF duties last season.

Also, recent draftees Eddy Wright and Pierre Kilgore made the cut. Wright will use his scoring capabilities to provide back-up at guard. And Pierre will stick around as a member of the scout team.

Sadly, though, Clams fans will have to say goodbye to a couple of favorites: Panayiotis “Fro-yo” Saleas, who had 4 starts last season and averaged 20 min off the bench; Lo Guo “Dragon” Hui, who started 21 games and averaged 12 ppg; and Önsal Aysil, who averaged 20 pts in his 5 starts last season. It is unclear at this time where they will end up, but they have all expressed gratitude at being a part of a championship team.
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