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Phantom Seen by Janitor in Manager's Office

1/1/2014  3 replies    

Simon Says "Goodbye" to Clams

12/15/2013  4 replies    

Eaton, Mezzetti Join Century Club

10/22/2013  4 replies    

Clams Stall in Regular Season, but Hoist Invite Trophy

9/10/2013  0 replies    

Whitmore Crashes Board(s)

5/7/2013  0 replies    

Stealing Victory from the Jaws of Defeat Stolen from the Jaws of Victory

2/23/2013  0 replies    

Campioni Headed to Italy, Clams' HOF

12/15/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Thirsty for a Ssn 22 Championship

11/28/2012  1 replies    

Clams Sponsor New Hospital Wing, Thanks to Opponent Thuggery

10/23/2012  0 replies    

Clams Coast Into All-Star Break

10/9/2012  0 replies    

3x3 Goes 5x5

9/14/2012  0 replies    

Mascotball

8/3/2012  4 replies    

Clams Jettison Janky Logo

6/22/2012  2 replies    

Clams End Conference Series with Road Win at McKinney Arena

6/11/2012  0 replies    

Clams Settle into New Digs

5/31/2012  0 replies    

Clams Retool for Div. IV

5/16/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Win Championship Headed for Div. IV

5/13/2012  0 replies    

Scandal Rocked Clams Go 1-1 in Championship Series

5/12/2012  0 replies    

Clams Take First Game of League V.7 Finals

5/12/2012  0 replies    

Clams Looking to Claim Trophy

4/21/2012  0 replies    

Four Clams to Represent Big 8 in All-Star Game

3/26/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: Clams Peter Out in Prime Time

3/23/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: USA Div. V PL Starts

3/17/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: Clams' Cup Chances Crushed

3/9/2012  0 replies    

Clams Claim Conference Coup

3/4/2012  0 replies    

"Il Mollusco" and the S19 Clams

3/1/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Franchise Created!

10/20/2011  0 replies    

Press Announcements

Clams Coast Into All-Star Break

This week sees the Great 8 take on the Big 8 in that yearly contest for bragging rights. The Great 8 haven't brought home the Golden Star since Season 16. But hopes are high among the Great 8 teams this year, as they field a strong team built on USA U21 phenom Anthony Lucas at the point, long-time uthinkuknow workhorse Chuck Coy working from downtown, and the "Croatian Sensation" Antonio Runko holding court in the paint. Clams Italo Campioni and Massimiliano Mezzetti will back up Coy and Runko in the match. Michael Christiansson ended up drawing the short stick in a tight 3-way race to represent the Great 8 at SF. And 20yo Millard Smith received a nomination as well.

It had been a rough week and a half for the Clams that began with Louzano's injury in the Murfreesboro game right before the toughest week of the schedule, facing the #1 and #2 teams in the Big 8. In his absence, the Clams made a valiant effort against a fired up Killa Beez team, ending down 85-112 despite the 34-pt, 8-reb play of Italo Campioni. And then losing a heartbreaker at home to a strong Jazz team. Even the 99-39 rout they served up the league punching bag, OG Hoodrats, wasn't enough to raise their spirits. And so the All-Star selections and nominations were welcome news in the Clams' locker room, where disappointment had invaded the team's collective psyche after two tough losses to Big 8 teams.

Team management has vowed to finish the season strong and make a push for the post-season. Fans are warily excited, and some have been seen visiting local shrines to offer up prayers for the health of Louzano's knees. In the meantime, there have been unconfirmed rumors that management is looking to replace Louzano before the end of the season. Nonetheless, fans are anxious.
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