All Press Releases

Phantom Seen by Janitor in Manager's Office

1/1/2014  3 replies    

Simon Says "Goodbye" to Clams

12/15/2013  4 replies    

Eaton, Mezzetti Join Century Club

10/22/2013  4 replies    

Clams Stall in Regular Season, but Hoist Invite Trophy

9/10/2013  0 replies    

Whitmore Crashes Board(s)

5/7/2013  0 replies    

Stealing Victory from the Jaws of Defeat Stolen from the Jaws of Victory

2/23/2013  0 replies    

Campioni Headed to Italy, Clams' HOF

12/15/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Thirsty for a Ssn 22 Championship

11/28/2012  1 replies    

Clams Sponsor New Hospital Wing, Thanks to Opponent Thuggery

10/23/2012  0 replies    

Clams Coast Into All-Star Break

10/9/2012  0 replies    

3x3 Goes 5x5

9/14/2012  0 replies    

Mascotball

8/3/2012  4 replies    

Clams Jettison Janky Logo

6/22/2012  2 replies    

Clams End Conference Series with Road Win at McKinney Arena

6/11/2012  0 replies    

Clams Settle into New Digs

5/31/2012  0 replies    

Clams Retool for Div. IV

5/16/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Win Championship Headed for Div. IV

5/13/2012  0 replies    

Scandal Rocked Clams Go 1-1 in Championship Series

5/12/2012  0 replies    

Clams Take First Game of League V.7 Finals

5/12/2012  0 replies    

Clams Looking to Claim Trophy

4/21/2012  0 replies    

Four Clams to Represent Big 8 in All-Star Game

3/26/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: Clams Peter Out in Prime Time

3/23/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: USA Div. V PL Starts

3/17/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: Clams' Cup Chances Crushed

3/9/2012  0 replies    

Clams Claim Conference Coup

3/4/2012  0 replies    

"Il Mollusco" and the S19 Clams

3/1/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Franchise Created!

10/20/2011  0 replies    

Press Announcements

Week in Review: USA Div. V PL Starts

Private league contests began this week for the Clams. They took their first contest against the Ks Krazies (63-77). Campioni put up his first double-double of the season, and had this to say: "Well, most people in the states don't know this, but the whole schedule of the private league was set for my fans. So I thought I'd give 'em a show." Some had theorized that the 3:00AM Eastern time match times in the Private league were the result of a mistake made by manager RhyminSimon in setting up the league. But in actuality, he chose the time to showcase "Il Mollusco" live at primetime in his best market the Island nation of Tuvalu.

The Clams also bested one of the top two teams in the Great 8, Wok Style (68-90). Lo Guo Hui "The Dragon" had a Season best game, scoring on 7 of 14 from the field and pulling down 13 rebounds for his second double-double of the season. Campioni led the team in points, Christiansson in assists, and Álvarez in rebounds, Smith had three steals, and Jack had three blocks off the bench. Also in the Clams' wake were the Jellico Terrapins and Brazilian team, Punta Carretta.



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