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1/1/2014  3 replies    

Simon Says "Goodbye" to Clams

12/15/2013  4 replies    

Eaton, Mezzetti Join Century Club

10/22/2013  4 replies    

Clams Stall in Regular Season, but Hoist Invite Trophy

9/10/2013  0 replies    

Whitmore Crashes Board(s)

5/7/2013  0 replies    

Stealing Victory from the Jaws of Defeat Stolen from the Jaws of Victory

2/23/2013  0 replies    

Campioni Headed to Italy, Clams' HOF

12/15/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Thirsty for a Ssn 22 Championship

11/28/2012  1 replies    

Clams Sponsor New Hospital Wing, Thanks to Opponent Thuggery

10/23/2012  0 replies    

Clams Coast Into All-Star Break

10/9/2012  0 replies    

3x3 Goes 5x5

9/14/2012  0 replies    

Mascotball

8/3/2012  4 replies    

Clams Jettison Janky Logo

6/22/2012  2 replies    

Clams End Conference Series with Road Win at McKinney Arena

6/11/2012  0 replies    

Clams Settle into New Digs

5/31/2012  0 replies    

Clams Retool for Div. IV

5/16/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Win Championship Headed for Div. IV

5/13/2012  0 replies    

Scandal Rocked Clams Go 1-1 in Championship Series

5/12/2012  0 replies    

Clams Take First Game of League V.7 Finals

5/12/2012  0 replies    

Clams Looking to Claim Trophy

4/21/2012  0 replies    

Four Clams to Represent Big 8 in All-Star Game

3/26/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: Clams Peter Out in Prime Time

3/23/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: USA Div. V PL Starts

3/17/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: Clams' Cup Chances Crushed

3/9/2012  0 replies    

Clams Claim Conference Coup

3/4/2012  0 replies    

"Il Mollusco" and the S19 Clams

3/1/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Franchise Created!

10/20/2011  0 replies    

Press Announcements

Clams Claim Conference Coup

The Clams logged a 112-43 win over the Basket Heads, last night in the third game of a 5-game road trip. The win means a sweep of the first round of intra-conference play. Led by the outstanding scoring of Italo "Il Mollusco" Campioni, the rebounding of Guillermo "The Spaniard" Álvarez, and the shut-down defense of Michael "Duke" Christiansson, the Clams have powered through the Big 8 and recorded the highest point differential in the league. Their top-rated defense has been one of the key components to the Clams' success, as they have allowed 11 fewer points per game than any other team in the league.

As the Clams look ahead to their opponents in the Great 8, they are hoping to lock up home court advantage for the playoffs. And it looks like they could. Their toughest games will be Wok Style and the Memphis Libras, which luckily will both be at home. Another tough game will be at Beefcake's Firestorm with the TV cameras rolling. But with any luck the Clams should be able to win at least 2 of these contests.

In tournament news, the Clams' cup run will soon be over. This week they drew the Wildens, a division 4 team ranked 1000 places higher nationally. And bookies' odds have them at less than a 1% chance in the contest.
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