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Phantom Seen by Janitor in Manager's Office

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Simon Says "Goodbye" to Clams

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Eaton, Mezzetti Join Century Club

10/22/2013  4 replies    

Clams Stall in Regular Season, but Hoist Invite Trophy

9/10/2013  0 replies    

Whitmore Crashes Board(s)

5/7/2013  0 replies    

Stealing Victory from the Jaws of Defeat Stolen from the Jaws of Victory

2/23/2013  0 replies    

Campioni Headed to Italy, Clams' HOF

12/15/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Thirsty for a Ssn 22 Championship

11/28/2012  1 replies    

Clams Sponsor New Hospital Wing, Thanks to Opponent Thuggery

10/23/2012  0 replies    

Clams Coast Into All-Star Break

10/9/2012  0 replies    

3x3 Goes 5x5

9/14/2012  0 replies    

Mascotball

8/3/2012  4 replies    

Clams Jettison Janky Logo

6/22/2012  2 replies    

Clams End Conference Series with Road Win at McKinney Arena

6/11/2012  0 replies    

Clams Settle into New Digs

5/31/2012  0 replies    

Clams Retool for Div. IV

5/16/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Win Championship Headed for Div. IV

5/13/2012  0 replies    

Scandal Rocked Clams Go 1-1 in Championship Series

5/12/2012  0 replies    

Clams Take First Game of League V.7 Finals

5/12/2012  0 replies    

Clams Looking to Claim Trophy

4/21/2012  0 replies    

Four Clams to Represent Big 8 in All-Star Game

3/26/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: Clams Peter Out in Prime Time

3/23/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: USA Div. V PL Starts

3/17/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: Clams' Cup Chances Crushed

3/9/2012  0 replies    

Clams Claim Conference Coup

3/4/2012  0 replies    

"Il Mollusco" and the S19 Clams

3/1/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Franchise Created!

10/20/2011  0 replies    

Press Announcements

Clams End Conference Series with Road Win at McKinney Arena

The Clams put on an impressive defensive show last Saturday night as they held the Cornballers to just 45 pts overall and kept star Anthony Lucas to 4 of 39 from the field. However, Cornballers were without shooting guard Dimas Conanan and center Chester Silva.

Coach Simon congratulated the team on their win in the locker room after the game, but made it clear that the team was setting its sights on a successful round of interconference play. He told the team to start ramping up mentally for hard games against the Killa Beez at home and at Murfreesboro. "It's these games," Coach Simon said, "that will determine if we are Clam enough to earn the right to keep our fans chanting 'sotally tober.'"

Campioni, who had been taken to the locker room in the 1st quarter when he suffered a bruised thumb on a hard foul from Sharpe, sat in the corner as Coach Simon gave his speech, but was later discovered passed out in the same position by a janitor. Apparently his injury afforded him the opportunity to discover Dr. Neyken's stash of painkillers, which he made quick use of. He was rushed to the hospital where, upon hearing that it was Campioni in the ambulance, the nurses pulled out the stomach pump and had it ready.

An unsubstantiated report claims that the Clams have entered into an agreement with Henry Ford Macomb hospital for a "frequent flyer discount" on Campioni's hospital visits. Clams management has denied it and hospital administration has declined comment.

Last edited by Rhymin Simon at 6/19/2012 11:21:54 AM
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