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Simon Says "Goodbye" to Clams

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10/22/2013  4 replies    

Clams Stall in Regular Season, but Hoist Invite Trophy

9/10/2013  0 replies    

Whitmore Crashes Board(s)

5/7/2013  0 replies    

Stealing Victory from the Jaws of Defeat Stolen from the Jaws of Victory

2/23/2013  0 replies    

Campioni Headed to Italy, Clams' HOF

12/15/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Thirsty for a Ssn 22 Championship

11/28/2012  1 replies    

Clams Sponsor New Hospital Wing, Thanks to Opponent Thuggery

10/23/2012  0 replies    

Clams Coast Into All-Star Break

10/9/2012  0 replies    

3x3 Goes 5x5

9/14/2012  0 replies    

Mascotball

8/3/2012  4 replies    

Clams Jettison Janky Logo

6/22/2012  2 replies    

Clams End Conference Series with Road Win at McKinney Arena

6/11/2012  0 replies    

Clams Settle into New Digs

5/31/2012  0 replies    

Clams Retool for Div. IV

5/16/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Win Championship Headed for Div. IV

5/13/2012  0 replies    

Scandal Rocked Clams Go 1-1 in Championship Series

5/12/2012  0 replies    

Clams Take First Game of League V.7 Finals

5/12/2012  0 replies    

Clams Looking to Claim Trophy

4/21/2012  0 replies    

Four Clams to Represent Big 8 in All-Star Game

3/26/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: Clams Peter Out in Prime Time

3/23/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: USA Div. V PL Starts

3/17/2012  0 replies    

Week in Review: Clams' Cup Chances Crushed

3/9/2012  0 replies    

Clams Claim Conference Coup

3/4/2012  0 replies    

"Il Mollusco" and the S19 Clams

3/1/2012  0 replies    

Drunken Clams Franchise Created!

10/20/2011  0 replies    

Press Announcements

Scandal Rocked Clams Go 1-1 in Championship Series

The Clams called an impromptu press conference this afternoon to share the news that Campioni, Álvarez and Saleas would not dress for the evening’s game. The trio was arrested last night on charges of possession of marijuana, driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest when a state trooper pulled them over for driving erratically on state road 23. They were allegedly driving north in the southbound lane when a concerned motorist called 911. The police report stated that Campioni kept repeating “Come on ociffer. I’m sotally tober.” The pot was found in Álvarez’s mouth. It was estimated that he had already eaten five ounces when officers noticed him. Saleas tried to run back to Dundee and was stopped only after officers chased him down in a motorcycle and used a taser. After Álvarez had his stomach pumped and the three sobered up, they were bailed out. Press caught them as they left the jail surrounded by the teams’ lawyers. They all declined to comment. But as he climbed into his Escalade, Campioni shouted over his shoulder, “You gotta fight for your right to party!” Coach Simon said in the press conference that the three would serve a one-game suspension and that more consequences would be decided on in the off-season.

The Clams lost tonight’s game. Even though they out-rebounded Wok Style and hit 21-28 from the foul line, they could not overcome a miserable 32% shooting from the field. Some bright spots in the loss were Christiansson’s first double-double in league play of the season and Smith’s near miss with 10 rebounds and 9 assists. But look for better things from the Clams in Sunday's exciting, winner-take-all final game of the League V.7 Championship Series.

Last edited by Rhymin Simon at 5/13/2012 5:58:02 PM
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