What is that? The Beantown Bruisers are back? It can't be! Even GM SREZ managed to return before Derrick Rose played in a regular season basketball game. After a four year vacation on planet Mars, general manager SREZ returned to a team that was practically in shambles. "They were all undisciplined pieces of s**t," SREZ stated in a press conference this past weekend. "So we shipped most of 'em out to foreign countries where they'd have to learn new languages and eat different food. That'll show them not to mess with the system ever again."
Joking aside, SREZ admitted that most of what happened to his team was inevitable after his long departure from buzzerbeater. "The reason I left was because I was at a stalemate in D.3: I had the ability to win games, but my arena prevented me from being able to actually winthe league. I began to get frustrated, and that along with other factors began to cause me to lose interest in my team. I needed some time to get away from it all, some time where I could reflect on my experiences, and hopefully one day return stronger."
And that is just what SREZ now plans to do. In his press conference this past weekend, SREZ has explained to us that he now recognizes the mistakes he made previously, and know what measures he must take to prevent them form occurring again in the future. "This season is no longer going to be about winning," SREZ stated. "I have focused way too much on the short term all throughout my BB career, and realized that this strategy is ineffective. You cannot succeed in D.3 with a small arena, let alone a division higher then that. Now I have a chance to amend my mistakes, and hopefully come out of this experience as a better manager."
With that being said, SREZ has sold off almost his entire team, and has purchased 4 new trainees who will hopefully play a big part in the future of the Beantown Bruisers. As of now, the future looks bright for this young team, and we will leave you with some quotes about the Bruisers return from assorted people throughout BB:
Tha Boss (GM, V.10): " Who gives a f**k if the Beantown Bruisers are back? WTF have they ever done this is my first season on BB."
Danny Dill (SG, The Beantown Bruisers): "I pumped for SREZ's return. I got plastic surgery just for the occasion!"
Stevn Donovan (Former Bruisers Guard): "That son of a bitch sent me off to India. You know how hard it is for me to adjust to Indian food? At least in America I could import the maple syrup and moose I had for every meal."
Bruisers Fan: "A trip to mars? That's the most interesting story I've heard from the team in four seasons..."
That's all folks!
Last edited by SREZ at 10/23/2013 10:02:42 PM