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Press Announcements

Most Hated Player on the Team

The players and fans did an an anonymous poll yesterday, voting who the most hated player on the team was. The voting was unanimous. Here are the results:

Gerutis Vimantas: 100,010
Everyone Else: 0


We talked to some of the players to get their views on the results:

Truong: "Damn these sideburns itch, oh **** are we on. Well anyway, about Gerutis. He must be the most vile and disgusting human being on the planet. After my best game ever Tuesday night, he did something unbelievable. He shot me in the leg and lit me on fire. Then all I remember is being on a plane. The next thing I know, I'm in freaking Cuba. I've seen dark nights in Cuba, 'dat s***'s scary. Luckily I wasn't injured. Anyway, he is an absolute jerk, hope he goes and kills himself with al the crack he hides in his locker."

Cascais: "..."

Egeli: "Alright so after Tuesday's game, I cracked one joke against Gerutis. next thing I know, I'm in Cuba shooting zombies with Sidney. WTF is wrong that guy?!?!?!?!"

Tomas: "So the other day I was congratulating Gerutis on our win, and he punched me in the face and knocked me out. Next thing i know, I'm in Cuba being shot at by Sidney and Einar. That son of a b****h should grow a pair and confront me himself."

Alvarez: "Have you ever met somebody that you want to punch in the face, kick in the balls, or just flat out murder. Well that's how I feel about my mother. As for Gerutis, what a d**k."

Fischer: "Ever wonder how I got injured on the bench? Gerutis f***ing knifed me!"

Anonymous fan: So there I was, I was wicked pissed. Gerutis couldn't hit a damn free throw. I had just been at the Harvaad game, they were all better than him. I walked from Harvaad straight to the game, and while I was walkin', he hit me with his caar. It wasn't faar from the baar, so me and my amigos got wicked hammad. It was wicked awwwesome. Jimmy threw down like 3 bottles of vodka, it was wicked awwwesome until he left for the hospital. Where the hell am I, oh yeah, so I was wicked pissed, anyway, I hope he burns in hell. Go Red sox, Yankees suuuck!"

Gerutis's Mom: "He's been a little d**k head ever since he was born. Do you know what it was like giving birth to a head that big. And he's got an ego to match the size. He thought he could beat me at basketball at the age of 5. He did, so I put out my cigarette on his forehead. Of course, with a forehead that big, the burn looked microscopic. He sucks *middle finger*."



Finally we talked to Gerutis about this situation:

Gerutis: "Oh this? Nah they joking. We set this up just for laughs!"

And that's all we have to say here on this fabulous day. One last thing (WE AREN'T JOKING!!!).


Last edited by SREZ at 12/29/2011 5:41:56 PM




By: INA-Tha King_631
To: INA-SREZ_888
195694.2 as reply to 195694.1
1/3/2012 8:07:26 PM
I helped with this.

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By: INA-LINKSANITY_308
To: INA-SREZ_888
195694.3 as reply to 195694.1
1/7/2012 8:45:49 PM
that guy sounds dangerous. Im gona have nightmares.

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