In accordance with BB election rules, I'm allowed to make one post in an effort to convince the rest of you to vote for me as your next u21 coach.
I am at a loss on how I can convince most of you though. So I'm just going to riff. In elections past, I normally rewrite famous movie speeches and make it about BB. I still might because it's funny and BB has enough numbers and digits involved that humor is always welcome.
I joined December 19th, 2009. I'm not gonna age myself, but I still had to ask to use the restroom then. I first tried to run in Season 13. No, I wasn't ready then, despite my ambitions. Nor the election after that, and the one after that, and many of the ones that followed until probably Season 30 or so. At that point it became sort of an expectation for me to run that people forgot that I actually do want to be U21 coach. I was a chuckle before people clicked on the candidate they actually thought wanted to run, or something.
I do want to be U21 coach.In fact, I think I'd be damned good at it. How can I not? I posted 1078 times on the old offsite, learning and interacting, and soaking up so much of this game.
I've posted 1487 times on the USA discord that I so heavily implore the uninitiated to join. I learned so much more there. There's no better resource in the game that a group of kind, helpful, and motivated users. I still ask questions almost daily because if you ever stop learning in this game than you are finished; passed by.
And hundreds of posts here on BB.
I know the tactics(though there are some exciting developments with the most recent update!), I know Gameshape, I know enthusiasm, and I know how to communicate with people.
And I have so many plans to try to bridge the gap between us and Spain and Italy. No manager you elect is going to win unless they acknowledge we are at an upward battle facing those two countries with 33%(~+400) more users. We need experience, and the gall to switch things up when we are facing an uphill climb. Did you know that teams are 7-0 since Season 35 when they go outside offenses in the World Finals? Those managers have the stones to not go LI/LP when the expectation is to, and they are world champs. That is why I have maintained, sometimes controversially, that sometimes we need to attack an opponents weakness more than play into our strength. That might be somewhat unAmerican but winning is not. And I will win.
We need more than those who have put in a good shift for a season or two as advisor, get elected, and then lose.
12 seasons now, but never tell me he odds. For I will beat them
https://buzzerbeater.com/league/12/overview.aspx?season=44
It's been 25 seasons since we won a U21 Gold. I've been here the entire time and haven't been chosen. Don't make that mistake again.
And below is my favorite mock speech I've ever done.I did Star Wars, LOTR, Gladiator, but Independence Day is best.
Good morning. In less than a weekend, voters from all across the country will be joining each other. And they will be conducting the biggest election in the history of Buzzerbeater.
Buzzerbeater, that word should have a new meaning to all of us. We can't be divided by our petty team differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps it is fate that next Sunday is a week or two after New Years, and we will once again be fighting for triumph. Not from tyranny, or oppression, or persecution. But from embarrassment
We're righting for our right to dominate on the hardwood.
And should I win the day, next Sunday, than the 16th of January will no longer become an American holiday, but as the day that us Americans declared in one voice,
"We will not lose to Italy!
We will not fail to win it all
We're going to advance
We're going to win
Sunday, we celebrate our New Era... day!"
So Vote for oriolekid. It's the right thing to do.
Last edited by oriolekid at 1/15/2022 11:14:47 AM