I am about to Marry the love of my life and high school sweetheart June 14th.
"If anyone knows why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your..."
{dramatic entrance / bursts in}
"THAT MAN PLAYS BUZZERBEATER"
{audible gasps}
Bride to be: "is this true?"
Isaiah: "it's... it's... not what you think. i can explain..."
"YES IT IS"
{bride sobbing hysterically}
"how *could* you Isaiah? how could you..."
"ONE MORE THING... THAT'S NOT HOLY WATER. IT'S SOURPIS(S)"
{wedding is off / complete chaos}