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5th? 5th?! 5th?!?!?! :@

What in tarnation?! I mean you may not be wrong. I struggled last season training 3 19y/os but damn I’m about to be that dark horse into a playoff spot just you watch. :`(

*mutters* F#^*n 5th?! :/

In the words of the great Robert California,

"Winners and losers you say? Perhaps you are right. Well in that case. Winners, prove me right. Losers, prove me wrong."

Woooof. Two missed FTs and a buzzer beater Trey by the bots. Brutal. I've gotta be the first DII team to get bounced by a bot in the first round of the cup ever right? SMH.

I'd say the bots are stronger than they used to be since they bumped draftee quality a year or two ago? But we also have GDP with the bots always doing the same tactics.

I lost to a bot once. (10659665)
It was my first full season and I was in D.IV. I was very angry.

Pro tip: you only need to play 3 guys to not forfeit! Maybe that will come in handy someday, haha.
You can also recruit some ringers like this guy (2371560) pretty cheap if necessary.

Day 6 (Tuesday 23 June 2020) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Barbaric Yawps 90 - LunchRoom Bullies 69
[Insert Name] 96 - New York Dragons 92
southpaw army 12 - Mouthbreathers 145
Chronic pain 105 - Brighton Mammoth 124
ATL The Hawks 92 - Serapo Gaeta 72
Lebron Slams Up 79 - Defenseless Babies 61
Milwaukee Lethargy 74 - U.K Nuggets 86
Rip City Revival 100 - Visionaries 65

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 145 : Mouthbreathers
Rebounds : 75 : Mouthbreathers
Assists : 46 : Mouthbreathers
Steals : 20 : Mouthbreathers
Block Shots : 15 : Mouthbreathers

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 53 : O. Tuominen (Visionaries)
Rebounds : 23 : O. Tuominen (Visionaries)
Assists : 9 : T. Anderson (Mouthbreathers)
Steals : 7 : L. Nix (Mouthbreathers)
Block Shots : 5 : V. Hoins (Rip City Revival)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : T. Anderson (Mouthbreathers) (31 Points, 12 Rebounds, 9 Assists, 2 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45
Shooting Guard : O. Daley (Rip City Revival) (37 Points, 5 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 39
Small Forward : B. Teague (Milwaukee Lethargy) (27 Points, 15 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 1 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 37
Power Forward : L. Nix (Mouthbreathers) (22 Points, 18 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 7 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 46
Center : O. Tuominen (Visionaries) (53 Points, 23 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 36

MVP of the evening
L. Nix (Mouthbreathers) (22 Points, 18 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 7 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 46

The bad performance of the evening
T. Matos (southpaw army) (3 Points, 6 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -16

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : D. Voitkans (southpaw army) : 7 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : N. Nunn (Milwaukee Lethargy), F. Schwartz (LunchRoom Bullies), J. Sallansalo (Chronic pain), C. Sparks (New York Dragons) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : T. Matos (southpaw army), C. Stacy (Defenseless Babies), A. Legal (Defenseless Babies), F. Korzeniak (Defenseless Babies), J. Bailey (LunchRoom Bullies), A. Norvidas ([Insert Name]), D. Craig ([Insert Name]), C. Yiu Cheong (Lebron Slams Up), K. Samuels (Visionaries), H. Nichols (Visionaries), T. Anderson (Mouthbreathers), O. Daley (Rip City Revival) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : R. Tvrz (ATL The Hawks) : 4 Three points

The best performer : D. Sastre Moyano (Brighton Mammoth) : Rating : 19.5

The worst performer : A. Howe (southpaw army) : Rating : 1.0

Just goes to show I have some of the best players in the league.
And today my tactical genius kept me within like 70 points of a win!
Losing sucks