The Desert Eagles have taken flight, and its only a matter of time as they currently eye their prey and await their time. They have sold off hall of famer Larry Berrios at the beginning of the season, sending a message to all-time great Carroll Brady, "This is your time now... Don't let us down." Brady has been waiting for this moment since he was drafted by the organization back in season 36. When asked to comment, Brady could be heard saying, "I only have the utmost respect for Larry and what he has done for this franchise, but now its time for me to step up and be a leader of this team. I will bring greatness to the Eagles ONCE AGAIN! And..." Brady trails off as the reporters exchange glances with one another.
One whispers to Brady that the eagles have never actually been great.
"They haven't?" whispers Brady.
"Nope" replies the reporter.
Brady is so embarrassed he just gets up, grabs his purse, pulls down the shorts of his suit and walks out of the press conference.
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