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KSP Adopts Chinese Center

1/21/2014  2 replies    

Happy 4th Anniversary

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Big Changes for KSP

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Big Changes for KSP

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It's Granger and that Chi-Coms Fault

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(Way) South of the Border

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Same Old Story

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World Conqueror

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The Final Three

1/7/2012  0 replies    

Season in Review

10/27/2011  0 replies    

Time to Shear the Grey?

7/31/2011  0 replies    

All Star Fraud

6/5/2011  0 replies    

Primed for the Playoffs

3/30/2011  1 replies    

Season in Review

1/9/2011  0 replies    

Halfway Point

11/14/2010  0 replies    

Flag #70

9/30/2010  1 replies    

Off to Stud

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Brought Down By the Man

7/8/2010  0 replies    

Our Cup Does Not Runneth Over

4/30/2010  0 replies    

Sheared!

3/14/2010  0 replies    

No Longer Little Lambs

1/7/2010  0 replies    

East Asia Conquered

11/18/2009  1 replies    

KSP's Savior?

10/26/2009  0 replies    

Looking to Make Sheep Fries

8/18/2009  0 replies    

New Addition to the Flock

8/6/2009  0 replies    

If the Playoffs Started Today....

6/20/2009  0 replies    

Doing the Jefferon's

6/1/2009  2 replies    

All Y'alls Ain't Shit

5/17/2009  0 replies    

Playoff Bound

4/19/2009  0 replies    

Leading The Flock

4/4/2009  0 replies    

Last Year's Equals Already

3/17/2009  0 replies    

Roster Sheared

2/25/2009  0 replies    

Heading South

2/8/2009  1 replies    

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Time to Shear the Grey?

Whispers are being heard around KSP headquarters that the team might be getting a bit long in the tooth. Luckily the key players on the team cant hear the whispers because they are so old and have too much hair in their ears. The starting back court is 31 and the PF position is manned by a 32 year old who is backed up by a 31 year old. The new young blood on the team, Ángel David Biscay, Fernando Cornejo, Herman Harvey, and Nolan Marcum can only laugh when they are forced to wear the John Stockton-esque nut hugging shorts that the older players favor.

"Thank goodness they all have old man lack of ass", remarked Biscay, "because if they didnt the shorts are so short fans would see way too much ass cleavage, as it is now they are showing way too much plumber crack when we stretch before games."

There is no truth to the rumor that games times will be moved up so that the older players can get the to senior discount at Old Time Country Buffet from 4-6pm.
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