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Press Announcements

Mascotball

After a successful logo change, Clam management was inspired to look at other aspects of team branding. And as the team looks toward the post-season, management has sent out a call to hundreds of talent agencies. But they're not looking for a star player to lead the team to Div. III. Instead they are looking for someone to don the hallowed fuzzy foam clam suit and stoke the fans' fervor for their beloved inebriated mollusks.

PR-Manager Gur Farchi has assembled a panel of judges, made up of Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and Sharon Osbourne, to select a winner. You can see Fred Penner's audition here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JjhZfJ4dto.

This is Mike Rowe's attempt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwrFHgiwJFg.

And then there was this guy from a Minor League Baseball team: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9ZBqvDF3qE.

These guys wanted to make a team sport out of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1kfO0OplDo.

The Evergreen State College mascot wanted to make the jump from college to the pros: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WKSHMGmMAM.

Kayla Garnet Rose, tried to hypnotize the judges into supporting her effort to be the mascot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVnoRFbEZ7Y

And TaMMie Brown gave it a whirl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIS2-jR2SdM.

Gur Farchi has assured us that there is still time for other talent to be considered. And has been overheard praying for more auditions.

Some have come in: This party machine gave it a go: http://vimeo.com/16139835

Gentleman Clam was interrupted on his way to the audition http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSC_YO65AhA

Disney sent over Clamantha from Fish Hooks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAjwRXTAobA

Clamu was Nickelodeon's attempt to walk away with the coveted mascotship: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_SFU3JQo5Q

This guy tried to steal the honor, but was defeated by Plastic Man: http://fliiby.com/file/259194/i5o8a79u7w.html

The Bad Clams Tried to punk rock their way to victory:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpnZ7yMY6fE

The Magic Clam nearly walked away the winner:http://paktv.net76.net/video/4C94VL0InR4/Annoying-Orange-...

But the judges finally decided to hire Elvis Presley as the new mascot! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58z-eRUFt_E

Last edited by Rhymin Simon at 8/14/2012 4:59:24 PM
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By: tough
To: INA-rhyminsimon_10 		271492.2 as reply to 271492.1
8/16/2012 9:36:00 AM
you hired a ghost

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By: INA-rhyminsimon_10
To: tough 		271492.3 as reply to 271492.2
8/17/2012 10:00:49 PM
Oh, but he is very much alive!
http://www.elvis-is-alive.com/

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By: INA-Tangosz_676
To: INA-rhyminsimon_10 		271492.4 as reply to 271492.3
9/12/2012 1:25:53 PM
"Do the Clam"

Really? That's dirty talk. Perfect though!

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By: INA-rhyminsimon_10
To: INA-Tangosz_676 		271492.5 as reply to 271492.4
9/14/2012 8:04:57 AM
"Dig right in and do the clam."
"Ain't you glad that you found out what the clam is all about?"

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