Drop on by the Clown Café
Your favorite meals on wheels
The menu is disgusting
And it's full of special deals
Nothing here is good for you
So grab yourself a tray!
Cause food's a little funny
At the Clown Café!
Drop on by the Clown Café!
Drop on by the Clown Café!
Gobble up your order, quick!
Before it runs away!
Cause food's a little funny
At the Clown Café!
Why not visit after school
And have yourselves a bite?
An appetizing appetizer certain to delight!
We haven't done it right unless it makes your teeth decay!
Cause food's a little funny
At the Clown Café!
Drop on by the Clown Café!
Drop on by the Clown Café!
The grub is downright gruesome
But your appetites obey!
Cause food's a little funny...
Food's a little funny...
Food's a little funny...
At the Clown Café!