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RSAS tentatively celebrate avoiding the Rapture

Players and team personnel were cautiously celebrating early this morning as prophecies foretelling the end of the world appear to have been a false alarm.

Team owner Ron Swanson, in a move which somewhat dampened the jubilant mood, noted that in light of the non-appearance of the end of days, players would now be free to attend today's regularly scheduled noon practice.
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