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Eff you all.

Every single one of you.

Eff Apex and his gold trophies.

Eff Delaware and the box and one defense.

Eff Delta 9 and Kristopher Stanley's 280k a week.

Eff Irvine and shot blocking bigs.

Eff plasma and his claim of being the "Splash Gang" after hitting only 2 3's total in the d2 finals.

Eff Telecasters and Ty Maxwell taking up Mrosla and Webb's minutes on NT.

Eff Wavy Gates and his username meant to confuse people.

Eff Work in Progress for beating me in the d2 semi-finals.

Eff Arizona Cacti for sitting around in the NBBA for so many years.

Eff Day Internet Lovers Club.

Eff Antwon and I hope Ai never sells but also never plays.

Eff Mill City Thunder and them trying to defeat me in the finals in every division. Never have I actually had a BB rival so accurate as we met in both a division IV and division III finals in the past. (I won both so eff you)

Eff southpaw army for taking over an old NBBA franchise (Silverbacks) and bringing it back. We didn't want you.

Eff The LA Lions. I hope your season goes as well as the LA Lakers.

Eff Sixth and a team that only achieved one triple double last season despite the name.

No time to be nice this season. Everyone crunch time Apex, rest your best players against me and everything will work out great. Mrosla and Webb are going to average a combined 80 this season so stay away.





Last edited by Mediocrity at 04/20/2022 14:14:05

Eff Mediocrity for making a forum post telling people to adjust their arena prices and then neglecting to do so in the finals. Noob.

Love the effort that was put into this. I learned things about a handful of teams.

Nonetheless you can go eff yourself. I'm sure you'll do a mediocre job.

Eff you mediocrity: Irvine doesn't have better SB bigs than I do. Also, no comments for F Day? Since you don't mention yourself, I will: praise mediocrity for getting us talking again.

Last edited by Dmitri at 04/23/2022 08:19:58

Very well done.

Eff the Lions for welcoming me back with an injury and a normal.

Pretty stoked to have gotten this squad back here a 2nd time and now we'll see how long before I tear it down.

Last edited by yohnst at 04/24/2022 12:48:25

ugh... eff me

Eff myself because my box and one ain't working.

Although that could just be the geriatric ward I have in my locker room.

Kidding aside, love the effort here Mediocrity.

Since it is a few games into the season, I figured I would start this season's power rankings! Mediocrity has graciously let me provide the team rankings this season but he will continue his MVP predictions and provide other insight for the league.

My model is a little different than his, however. It is a 1000 point system based on six categories that are weighted as follows:

Team Record: 250 points
Team Salary: 100 points
Cup Success: 150 points
Point Differential: 100 points
Team Composite Rating: 200 points
Top 5 Team Ratings (League,Cup,BBM): 200 points

These ratings will not be 100% accurate but I hope to provide a little more insight for everyone and keep the forums lively for this season!

Without further adieu, here are this week's power rankings:

1. Atelier (6-0) - Off(2), Def(1), Rating (981.82)
2. Triple-Double (6-0) - Off(9), Def(2), Rating (915.25)
3. Delaware 87ers (3-3) - Off(6), Def(5), Rating (757.36)
4. Wasted Potential (4-2) - Off(3), Def(6), Rating (748.14)
5. F.Day Internet Lovers Club (3-3) - Off(10), Def(3), Rating (743.88)
6. Splash Gang (3-3) - Off(13), Def(9), Rating (715.69)
7. Telecasters (3-3) - Off(7), Def(4), Rating (695.29)
8. southpaw army (1-5) - Off(15), Def(8), Rating (639.83)
9. Delta 9 (3-3) - Off(1), Def(13), Rating (630.02)
10. Arizona Cacti (3-3) - Off(12), Def(12), Rating (619.79)
11. Work in Progress (2-4) - Off(4), Def(14), Rating (611.63)
12. The LA Lions (2-4) - Off(11), Def(10), Rating (603.15)
13. Irvine Anteaters (3-3) - Off(8), Def(7), Rating (592.94)
14. Mill City Thunder (3-3) - Off(5), Def(11), Rating (578.9)
15. Jim Almeidas Janitor Crew (2-4) - Off(16), Def(16), Rating (387.94)
16. Wavy Gates (1-5) - Off(14), Def(15), Rating (328.22)

If you have any questions or suggestions, feel free to reach out!

notes:
It seems to be Apex and then the field but sixth (triple-double) has started out hot and is also undefeated to start the season.

The are 8 3-3 teams and the NBBA seems to be more competitive than it has been in seasons.

A team to look out for: southpaw army. They have just picked up a 200k player and are ranked high in the rankings despite their 1-5 start.

Splash Gang has also just picked up an NT big in Luis Turland and has also recovered to full health after two starters went down with 2 week injuries to begin the season.

Here's the MVP rankings from my model:

1. Philip Mrosla (Wasted Potential) 108.9
2. Rihard Ljubijankić (Triple Double) 70.6
3. Calvin Webb (Wasted Potential) 33.2
4. Augustus Rukas (F.Day Internet Lovers Club) 32.8
5. Greg Lackey (Atelier) 32.6

Next 5: Nick Rasmussen (Atelier), Alex Corbett (Wasted Potential), Tanner Knott (Triple Double), Christopher Stepp (Atelier), Sung-Bae Lee (southpaw army)

I might try some defensive player of the year rankings too in the future.

We have some competitive teams this season. I look forward to everyone's disappointment when I end up beating them in the end.

... I look forward to everyone's disappointment when I end up beating them in the end.

Ha! I guess you'll be the one disappointed then, because I'm planning on having a meltdown and putting my whole team up for sale after you beat me Saturday. Didn't see that one coming, did you smart guy?