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Now that we are out of the weeks that are mostly filled with bot Cup draws, I figured it is time to doing Cup previews.

Since it is three weeks in already I didn't deem it appropriate to give this its own thread.

And sincere apologies to Fosse Designs and the Black Mambas for already being knocked out and not being able to be part of the magical moment the rest of us are having.
D.III
G.O.A.T. @ Cassville Yuck: Acrostics! Let me guess... Got Ousted At Tournament?

Davis Bears @ Cross Chargers: Da Bears, Da Bears, Da Bears, Da Bears, Da Bears

LambdaLambdaLambda @ Hayward Lumberjacks: Will this fraternity put the LumberJacks through some hazing?

Dei Ex Machina @ Barbarian Marauders: Seriously, another Greek reference?

D.IV
Noob Squad @ Lopez : Good thing it isn't the n00b squad, then you'd be in trouble.

Charlotte Hornetss @ Anchorage Allstars: The highlight of Hoosier's week will be the lowlight of the Hornetts

Antiguan LA Lakers @ BloodyEagles: Only 7 players, Yes please.

Roxas City Red Claws @ STM Phoenix: Not a bad D.IV team, Not a good GS manager

Knickerbockers @ Rucker bad boyz: Classic D.IV cup draw, nothing to lose your Knickers over.

D.V
Arlingtonians @ EDH Wolves: Will remain undefeated for food.

Bloom County Boingers @ cant see me: He could beat this team with a wet noodle

Crusty Crustaceans @ Kiwi Sheep Pimps: Original or Extra Crusty?

The New Orleans Pelicans @ Pennsylvania Quakers: Half of his team waits for games like this

cleveland bulldogs @ Fern Creek Clerics: Clerics are about to give "the pound" new meaning.

Last edited by RamQ at 4/3/2013 11:21:12 PM

The Lopez matchup up analysis made me laugh.

Nice job....

Tried to include a little something for everyone.

The New Orleans Pelicans @ Pennsylvania Quakers: Half of his team waits for games like this

Except when he plays me apparently.

Looks like the Anchorage Allstars have nothing to live for...

But here is what the rest of us have to look forward to:

D.III
Meridian Hill McMornings @ Bloom County Boingers. This one might be close. It could even go to McDouble Overtime.

Roxas City Red Claws @ New York Chunks: This bum is no doubt stalking our forum looking for clues or hints for the game. So I will leave him with nothing.

New Orleans Hurricanes @ Knickerbockers: What do you get when you cross a hurricane with a Knickerbocker? Beats me...la thunder

Cassville Yuck @ Hardmoney Outlaws: They be be hard money but they have soft GS. (starters minutes were saved though)

D.IV
BloodyEagles @ la thunder: I'm trying to decide if he means Los Angeles thunder or is it spanish for the thunder.

Kiwi Sheep Pimps @ SkYz Da LiMiT. If the the sky is falling, it definitely shortens the limit.

Bushrods @ EDH Wolves: Keep his rod away from your bush and you should be all set.

Hayward Lumberjacks @ Vorpals: Be careful, if he manages to take off your head, not even the Clerics can heal you.

The sky hoopers @ Cross Chargers: I could never live with my team name lower-cased like that. Make him pay.

Barbarian Marauders @ Expected: Expected to go bot is more like it.

Fern Creek Clerics @ Bulls2k: A very simple quest to fulfill for the Clerics

ryber @ Pennsylvania Quakers: I'm not sure of The Quakers plan for the season, but I think he might have eyes on that Cup.

D.V
Lopez @ Real McCoys: Well if it isn't Mickey LT McCoy, expect a CT from him, but no W.

Last edited by RamQ at 4/11/2013 1:14:49 AM

El Nino is Spanish for....The Nino

El Nino is Spanish for....The Nino

You're old, but I like it.

Well, we are 11 games in and I think its time for some completely arbitrary rankings

1. EDH Wolves - They are the leader of pack, not surprising seeing as they are Wolves.

2. Kiwi Sheep Pimps - These sheep know how to work the street corner, but they can also work you over on the court.

3. Bloom County Boingers - You can find them in the comic section of the newspaper, but you won't be laughing after you face this team on the court.

4. BloodyEagles - These regals birds have shown they that they can get down and dirty (or bloody) whatever comes first.

5. Lopez - Derived off of the team's love for J-Lo they seek to honr her with a great season.

6. Hayward Lumberjacks - They don't have a big blue ox with them, but them seem to do pretty well for themselves.

7. Cross Chargers - I'm not really sure what a train has to do with the name Cross Chargers, but this team keeps chugging along.

8. Roxas City Red Claws - Why does the ocean roar? because you would too if you had crabs on your bottom! fortunately for the Crabs they aren't on the bottom.

9. Pennsylvania Quakers - His team team isn't instant oats, but he may just need to add some water. Its all a matter of time until he decides breakfast will be served.

10. Barbarian Marauders - The Marauders need to concentrate less on stealing people's chickens and more on feeding the ones that they have.

11. Fosse Designs - Not sure what the designs are supposed to be... they're a little Fuzzy (get it, Fosse, I kill myself.)

12. Fern Creek Clerics - Looks like he will need to roll a 16 or higher in order to survive another season up here.

13. Knickerbockers - They're named the Knickerbockers, but so far they haven't played like them.

14. Black Mambas - Maybe if they were the White Mambas they could turn things around, but alas they are not. (http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lysvyn3MV71qfl78wo1_500...)

15. Anchorage Allstars - The age old question: If a team goes 0-9 in the middle-of-nowhere, do the fans still boo?

16. Cassville Yuck - I can't decide between a booger, loogie, or sperm joke. Boom roasted.

Last edited by RamQ at 4/16/2013 1:21:17 AM

These rankings are total crap I say. Clearly the number 15 team, we are still in the cup for a couple more days! Think Asparagus wet dream. The roll a 16 was pretty funny.

May I remind you that this are league rankings. If it was based on the Cup or the ability to hopscotch, I assure you that you would be ranked much higher.

Fret not, everyone will get their Cup report card when it is finished.