Have you played your worst five players in a match recently?
Since Vardis will be dressed in his basketball costume tonight, I must warn you that normal effort makes his bladder nervous. I'm hoping you take it easy, for everyone's sake.
Odell's House of Pancakes has a strict 'no urine on the court' policy. Although, it may just be nicer to give them the night off and play take it easy. Decisions, decisions...
The population of your team makes it challenging to actually look someone up on your roster page, as it only lists 30 at a time. Mr Sourpis was hidden from view until I ranked by jersey number.
and most importantly i won't be able to train young players anymore