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From: jfarb
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186538.7 in reply to 186538.6
Date: 6/6/2011 9:54:58 PM
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SpF is understandably depressed because I told him to bet his parent's college savings on the US today, so he's somewhere here in Poland, we have to go find him, but I'll do the recap today.

Bad day America. Yesterday I called up NT veteran star Ismael Grubbs, along with Willis Lundy and Cliff Gonzalez. Grubbs showed up on a private jet with his agent, BB-Charles. Charles told me that I was not to make eye contact with Grubbs, and that he needed a helicopter limo to take him to and from the hotel. I've never even heard of a helicopter limo.

I had a bad feeling when I stepped into the arena this morning. Lundy tried to talk to me, I couldn't tell what he was saying so I just smiled and nodded. Turns out he asked me if I'm not starting him because I hate him or if I'm racist. I guess that explains why he punched me in the larynx. Grubbs showed up 1 minute before the game started, and was wearing sunglasses and a retro USA jersey that didn't match the rest of the team.

Spain came out and dominated the first quarter and we couldn't get any momentum going. At halftime namssor tried to get Wang to talk so he could do some TWSS jokes, but Wang was giving us the silent treatment for leaving him off the active roster. Desperate, I called up Rambo on skype to give one of his famous motivational speeches. For whatever reason Rambo chose to rip off the presiden'ts speech from the movie 2012. The part where Rambo said, "I wish I could tell you we could prevent the coming destruction...we cannot," made Jairo cry. That movie sucked.

We came out flat in the 2nd half, and lost 111-95. We are 2-2 in Group B, and still in very good position to make the 2nd round. There are several things we could have done differently, the blame is on me and feel free to discuss it on the offsite, but now we have to turn our attention to our game against the host of the Worlds, Poland, and our potential 2nd round opponents in the coming weeks.

From: Rambo

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186538.8 in reply to 186538.7
Date: 6/6/2011 10:12:20 PM
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I'm sorry I was busy and....distracted. Are the Polish girls anything like these Peruvian mamacitas? So yeah, um, what were we talking about again?