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Date: 8/27/2010 5:46:19 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn. He just looks at it and dares it to grow.

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Date: 8/27/2010 6:49:25 AM
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Lol u get a big fat 0 for being original lol...


Yo! Yo! D for D best PF in D Aussie BB. D Name is Kye Duffill (10080211), averages nothing but pure amazing! Vote for Duffman!
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Date: 8/27/2010 7:02:32 AM
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Here are mine:

1. chuck norris trains level 7 trainers!

2. Many years ago, a sample of Chuck's pee was taken for scientific experimentation. This sample was mixed with 1 million litres of water, and the mixture is sold today as an energy drink called red bull!

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Date: 8/27/2010 8:52:52 AM
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chuck norris doesnt need broadband because the internet is connected to chuck norris

Yo! Yo! D for D best PF in D Aussie BB. D Name is Kye Duffill (10080211), averages nothing but pure amazing! Vote for Duffman!
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Date: 8/27/2010 9:53:16 AM
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haha nice.

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Date: 8/27/2010 10:32:05 AM
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That tsunami wasn't caused buy an earthquake!! Chuck Norris hit the water!!

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Date: 8/27/2010 10:50:56 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

Its wearing on my mind...
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Date: 8/27/2010 11:10:17 AM
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sorry but u also get a big fat 0 lol...

u gotta make up ur own stuff lol...

Yo! Yo! D for D best PF in D Aussie BB. D Name is Kye Duffill (10080211), averages nothing but pure amazing! Vote for Duffman!
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Date: 8/27/2010 11:18:21 AM
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chuck norris told them they didnt have to , and im not f'in with chuck on this one

Last edited by zyler at 8/27/2010 11:19:15 AM

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Date: 8/27/2010 1:24:09 PM
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The chicken or the egg came first? Neither cos Chuck Norris created the spherical chicken in a vacuum.

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Date: 8/27/2010 2:18:21 PM
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haha new rating system means it is harder to rate Chuck Norris posts :P
Now everyone gets 1 balled :D

First to 1 million balls wins? :D

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