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I am going to make fun of him until he has a good game. Which probably means I'll be making fun of him all season.

I would ball you up if I didn't ball up your last post.

Since BFiddy and the driver could not speak the language of the other, they had serious issues.

My Spanish is pretty rusty...too bad the driver wasn't Cantonese...

At least yours is just rusty my excuse for spanish is spamming the word taco every 5 seconds

Game Plan and discussion on call-ups is now posted at the link in the original post.

Thanks Korey!

Due to a scheduling malfunction this game will actually be played tomorrow, May 16th. Apparently the circus was coming to town and they bumped us back a week.

Join the discussion on the offsite forum, including roster moves and potential call-ups, at the link in the original post!

Overshadowed by the National Team's huge win over China was the U21 squad's equally impressive 121-76 win over Bolivia. Once again, the Bolivians were not much of a challenge as the United States clicked on all cylinders. Even Hubert Douglas played somewhat well, shooting 6-13 for 12 points and recording a team high 9 assists. The real star for the United States was Ron Crowder, shooting 10-14 from the field and a perfect 7-7 from the line for 27 points! Crowder also grabbed 15 rebounds! As there really not much to report, here are the interviews! They are with Ron Crowder and Hubert Douglas!

Korey: Hey Ron, you played great out there tonight!
Ron Crower: Thanks man... I'm just... doing it... for the... team...
Korey: Are you all right?
Crowder: Yeah... I just have like... no stam...i...na
Korey: The game has been over for like three hours though. And you are still gassed?
Crowder: NO! Not from the game... I just ate.... three pounds of... turkey... as a post game meal.
Korey: And turkey makes you tired?
Crowder: No... turkey makes me sick... I am just... always gassed.
Korey: If turkey makes you sick, why did you eat it then?
Crowder: LOOK! Is this a post game interview... or are you... questioning my diet...?
Korey: *mumbles to himself* Three pounds of turkey as a diet?
Crowder: What?
Korey: Nevermind. Just go get some sleep. I'll interview you next week I guess.
Crowder: *Burps* Thanks.

And the interview with Douglas...
Korey: Hey Hubert, you played pretty well out there today, much better than last game. You sucked then...
Hubert Douglas: Shut up bro! Ya'll see what I did tuh Jack? Gave him a concussion. I'll punch you harder.
Korey: Take it easy man. I'm kidding.
Douglas: Better be.
Korey: So, you played well out there today. How did you feel about your performance?
Douglas: I waz da best. Nine assists and 12 pointz, I wrecked.
Korey: But you still suck.
Douglas: *Throws a punch at Korey, but completely misses*
Korey: Hey, you missed terribly, just like in the Mexico game!

Then, Douglas' owner moflaffle walked it, and dragged him out by the feet. Korey could not stop thanking moflaffle after this, because he controlled the newly coined term, "Douglas Rage." With that, Korey started to prepare for the team's next game.

You're welcome Korey, I've had to deal with Douglas Rage a lot myself, but I discovered Douglas is ticklish, so if you start tickling him then he loses his rage and gets quite comical.

Crowder: Yeah... I just have like... no stam...i...na

LMAO! He is up to awful now!!