First Lucas gets wunderkind Damian Rose. Now A-Dub gets Fidencio fucking Luna. FML.
Incidentally, there's a very crude joke about you playing with yourself being only appropriate in a 'private' league, but there's too much Lethargy to follow through with it.
Fidencio fucking Luna.
I'm watching Sharknado 3 on the syfy channel. I haven't watched 1, or 2...so hopefully that doesn't ruin the plot.