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Date: 8/28/2010 11:03:39 AM
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sounds funny having to wait another 12 hours to give someone another ball!!

From: Neeber

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Chuck Norris doesnt give people balls, but potato sacks!!

When the Beasts Roar all in the way shall be struck down!!!!!
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Despite what this says, I think we can all agree that it is in fact the work of Chuck Norris...

http://www.news.com.au/technology/man-who-claims-to-have-...

AWESOME!

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Ha, thats some pretty funny footage there robhoe!

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Haha...just came across these:

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norriss’ sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norriss’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norriss’ dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

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L

"the labor party cant even spell surplus, let alone deliver one"
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Date: 11/4/2010 3:27:09 AM
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LMAO hahah

Ohh man those were good

Last edited by PTE_NGUYEN at 11/4/2010 3:29:21 AM

"the labor party cant even spell surplus, let alone deliver one"
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris


best one ever

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cWyHLup7FY&feature=related

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This is one for the visual imagination...

Chuck Norris just doesn't need an umbrella.

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Why?
Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella to stop the rain.
The rain needs an umbrella to stop Chuck Norris.

Can you smell what the Hobos are cooking... oh wait its just Roger. (18085274)
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