I just noticed that my merchandise the past three weeks is higher than it's ever been. Apparently, having only two guys above 10k salaries on your entire roster, and having both of them be 15 season veterans of your club, is highly enticing to fans even as the team swirls around the toilet.
Maybe the bump in merchandise is from having drafted the league's leading scorer?
(19248344) (Michael Wray) Plus let face it, your fan-base is
notoriously xenophobic, so the all-american roster undoubtedly helps.
Michael Wray is a nice story though. A 33 year old who has averaged under 10 ppg for his career. Now he's suddenly the 27% sharpshooting face of D II.4! Leading all of D2 in scoring & 5th in the entire country in FG attempts.
Speaking of weird fan behavior, my Utopia team finished 5th last season with a positive PD. This season... have thrown 5 of 6 league games, & am dead last in PD. Guess which season fans are happier with? (hint, it's not last season)