I hope you're all ashamed. How can the league suck so much that Michael Wray, admittedly the Michaelest Clogs draft pick ever, could be selected to the three-point contest? We'll ignore for now that part of it was that Yi and Schultz and everyone else on my roster has been taking donkey pipe injections and instead focus on what's important, which is your role in causing this state of perpetual suck. If I find out that Henry Busch is going to get nominated for Miss Congeniality, some heads are going to roll.
I have to say I'm pretty impressed that I locked down both third and fourth place at the SF position, though. Getting two bigs votes in a position is no whoop (I have both the starting and backup C in my utopia league because Jelme believes in ruling through tenderness), but having two at SF is kind of neat. Of course, actually getting someone in the game might be nice, too, but I think it's clear that I'm building a team of "not quite all-stars and how the actual hell did he just score 20?" players.