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Date: 8/28/2010 6:01:10 AM
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damn it!!! GARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


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Date: 8/28/2010 7:12:19 AM
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chuck norris has a beard to cover up his third fist!!

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Date: 8/28/2010 8:34:50 AM
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chuck norris is a homosexual because he only beats men?

Can you smell what the Hobos are cooking... oh wait its just Roger. (18085274)
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Date: 8/28/2010 9:15:07 AM
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lol that was awesome

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well guys.. make sure that you wait at least 12 hours between your kickass chuck joke.... the new system only lets you give one ball every 12 hours to the same person!!

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Date: 8/28/2010 10:59:32 AM
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Same as the old system :P

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sounds funny having to wait another 12 hours to give someone another ball!!

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Date: 8/30/2010 7:42:42 PM
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Chuck Norris doesnt give people balls, but potato sacks!!

When the Beasts Roar all in the way shall be struck down!!!!!
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Despite what this says, I think we can all agree that it is in fact the work of Chuck Norris...

http://www.news.com.au/technology/man-who-claims-to-have-...

AWESOME!

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Ha, thats some pretty funny footage there robhoe!

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Haha...just came across these:

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norriss’ sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norriss’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.

Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Chuck Norriss’ dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

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