US fans were shocked and baffled by the loss they had just witnessed. I went to the interview table only to find none of the players available for an interview because they had all passed out in the locker-room.
As Morocco fans ran around the arena celebrating their win, I ran into a man in a giant panda costume claiming to be Jack Black.
Jack Black: Wow tough loss out there man right
SpF: Yeah it was pretty bad but hey were still in good position.
Jack Black: Yeah fer sure man *does air guitar*
SpF: You seem really familiar?
Jack Black: Uhh... noo I'm just plain Jack Black watching the US NT play here in Poland
SpF: Wozz....
Jairo: WOZZ! You iz heresh to see us play *Jairo Passes out*
Jack Black: Someone might need to tend to him.. Jack Black out.
I found jfarb sitting on a cardboard box wiping away tears with 2 pennies.
SpF: Jfarb a statement?
Jfarb: F$#k. SpF buy me a drink would ya? Oh right youre underage. Then how about you give me some money, I promise I won't spend all of it gambling.
As I gave jfarb a few bucks I found a crumbled letter underneath his box.
Deer Jfarb,
I iz sorry to. I no we have had differencez the lash foo weeks fool. I amsh trying mi hardist to get to pro.. pro.. really good gameshape. I can not wat for da day the crowd si Willis Lundy come out on da floor and just wreck ****. I am gonna be a superstar for ya, I mma put da team on mi back. Iz ok you fill my car wid popcorn.. it was goosh.. tank you. I guess we will be ok. When you think i'mz ready den you make da call or send me a letter fatcurry got mi a kindle so now I reed better den before. Hopez to seee you soon!
-Willis Lundy
Although Team USA has it's first loss of the NT season, it is merely a speed bump on the road to a championship. Morocco came in here and did what they had to do but two teams remain in Spain and Poland and Team USA will take on the challenges because although were down were certainly not out! Stay tuned on the NT Forums to get in on the inside scoop on the National team scene!
I have to go to the bank now to give Jfarb a loan.. but hey hopefully he'll win it all back next game!
-SpF-