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266169.157 in reply to 266169.155
Date: 3/29/2015 4:15:59 PM
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I've also learned through life never to underestimate cantaloupe. Sure, there are many melons out there, but when you reach into the fruit salad bowl and end up slightly disappointed that you came out with too much cantaloupe and not enough blueberries, blackberries, watermelon, or honeydew, I've always found that the cantaloupe tastes far better than I expected, and I say "thank you, cantaloupe, you savvy melon".
You're much too kind, but everybody knows honeydew is the superior melon. If cantaloupe wasn't always 30 cents cheaper no one would ever bother with it.

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Date: 3/29/2015 5:06:15 PM
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You're much too kind, but everybody knows honeydew is the superior melon. If cantaloupe wasn't always 30 cents cheaper no one would ever bother with it.


i've got a juvenile mind that can turn anything, a list of phone numbers, the Mass done in Latin, anything at all into a salacious, suggestive dirty joke. but i can't do it here -- when you talk about "melons", you are talking about . . . melons.

and, by the way, i love to pour maple syrup over the honeydews and lick it off -- best way to enjoy those melons!

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Date: 3/29/2015 5:41:13 PM
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I've also learned through life never to underestimate cantaloupe. Sure, there are many melons out there, but when you reach into the fruit salad bowl and end up slightly disappointed that you came out with too much cantaloupe and not enough blueberries, blackberries, watermelon, or honeydew, I've always found that the cantaloupe tastes far better than I expected, and I say "thank you, cantaloupe, you savvy melon".
You're much too kind, but everybody knows honeydew is the superior melon. If cantaloupe wasn't always 30 cents cheaper no one would ever bother with it.


Well, it depends. Melons at the farmer's market are an entirely different story than melons in the grocery store.
Grocery store honeydew beats grocery store cantaloupe most of the time, but for some reason I've found that farmer's market cantaloupe outshines farmer's market honeydew.

And of course this is all assuming melon firmness is a constant.

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Date: 3/29/2015 6:41:23 PM
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Guys, this was an amazing conversation! And I needed a nice laugh! Well done!

Pappy
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I've also learned through life never to underestimate cantaloupe. Sure, there are many melons out there, but when you reach into the fruit salad bowl and end up slightly disappointed that you came out with too much cantaloupe and not enough blueberries, blackberries, watermelon, or honeydew, I've always found that the cantaloupe tastes far better than I expected, and I say "thank you, cantaloupe, you savvy melon".
You're much too kind, but everybody knows honeydew is the superior melon. If cantaloupe wasn't always 30 cents cheaper no one would ever bother with it.


Honeydew is congealed gangrenous piss. Cantaloupes, despite a little sour aftertaste from last night, are superior by far. But of course, as much as I enjoy melons, I swear I just go for the wings.

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Date: 3/29/2015 9:55:49 PM
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You're much too kind, but everybody knows honeydew is the superior melon. If cantaloupe wasn't always 30 cents cheaper no one would ever bother with it.


i've got a juvenile mind that can turn anything, a list of phone numbers, the Mass done in Latin, anything at all into a salacious, suggestive dirty joke. but i can't do it here -- when you talk about "melons", you are talking about . . . melons.

and, by the way, i love to pour maple syrup over the honeydews and lick it off -- best way to enjoy those melons!


I would have thought you'd be more fond of a nice rump roast with a different think sauce... them molasses asses.

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Date: 3/29/2015 9:57:35 PM
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Guys, this was an amazing conversation! And I needed a nice laugh! Well done!


Anything for you, my friend, and I can say that since I didn't have anything at all to do with it.

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Date: 3/31/2015 6:55:59 AM
Milwaukee Lethargy
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Honeydew is congealed gangrenous piss. Cantaloupes, despite a little sour aftertaste

So combine the 2 and we get this? (18733826)


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Date: 3/31/2015 6:58:08 AM
Milwaukee Lethargy
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Any-whoo, I'm always honored to host a Milwaukee Lethargy basketball game....as long as Rebecca Black isn't involved. Congrats on the win!

Patrice Wilson was involved though! Perhaps best known as the rapper from the Friday video, though he's had a few more hits since then. (Can't stop fat Usher!) He even raps in CHINESE in one video, no lie. I'll BB mail it to you to prove it.


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266169.166 in reply to 266169.159
Date: 3/31/2015 7:00:54 AM
Milwaukee Lethargy
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Is there an online knitting manager league?

There is. I'm in one.
In my last match I went with orange yarn and used a Japanese short row offense. (take that opponent who GDP guessed yellow yarn!) It's tough to keep your knitting shape high while still in the cup though. And there's a surprising number of injuries for an OKML. (OKML = online knitting manager league). Still it's pretty fun.




Grocery store honeydew

On a slight tangent, have you ever tried this?


or maybe i should've directed this at Hassan (not to be confused with fictional character "Hassy D")
i love to pour maple syrup over the honeydews and lick it off

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Date: 3/31/2015 12:57:21 PM
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OMG! Honeydew melons on a stick! If they have a soft, creamy center, I would love to let them melt in my mouth.

I bet they taste even better if pulled out of where the sun don't shine -- the freezer.

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