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266169.154 in reply to 266169.153
Date: 3/28/2015 11:02:11 PM
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Okay. I really didn't see tonight's game against BHT & the Monsters going my way. Just like I didn't see my team losing to the Leopards last game. It appears my predictive abilities have waned. That does make sense, considering my March Madness bracket as well. Time to go play the lottery and choose zero of the numbers correctly. At least I can now predict my predictive accuracy more accurately.


I should have bailed out of the Cup a couple of weeks ago. I suppose the bright side is that this season I may not blow promotion with HCA, just that I'll blow it by blowing HCA. The worst part is I knew the Cantaloupes were a good team, but I thought I'd get just enough offense and offensive boards to pull it out even with them guessing the right GDP. I wonder how many cases of "I shouldn't do that, it's stupid, oh, hell, I'll do it anyway" it's going to take to get through to me. (Obviously, at least one more).

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Date: 3/28/2015 11:28:40 PM
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I should have bailed out of the Cup a couple of weeks ago. I suppose the bright side is that this season I may not blow promotion with HCA, just that I'll blow it by blowing HCA. The worst part is I knew the Cantaloupes were a good team, but I thought I'd get just enough offense and offensive boards to pull it out even with them guessing the right GDP. I wonder how many cases of "I shouldn't do that, it's stupid, oh, hell, I'll do it anyway" it's going to take to get through to me. (Obviously, at least one more).


They still played their faces off to beat you at home. Even with the called GDP. I wouldn't have predicted that. Then again, I think I've already established my lack qualifications for predicting games right. Maybe I should try knitting. Is there an online knitting manager league?

I've also learned through life never to underestimate cantaloupe. Sure, there are many melons out there, but when you reach into the fruit salad bowl and end up slightly disappointed that you came out with too much cantaloupe and not enough blueberries, blackberries, watermelon, or honeydew, I've always found that the cantaloupe tastes far better than I expected, and I say "thank you, cantaloupe, you savvy melon".

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Date: 3/29/2015 4:20:42 AM
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My last cup game was at your arena! Thanks for hosting.

BTW, your arena isn't nearly as bad as the Yelp reviews suggest. I give it 3 stars.




You mean to tell me that my beautiful arena was being used without my consent, and I didn't even get paid for it? That's disappointing to hear. I feel like a college athlete being exploited by the NCAA.

Any-whoo, I'm always honored to host a Milwaukee Lethargy basketball game....as long as Rebecca Black isn't involved. Congrats on the win!

Hey 3/3 stars isn't bad, thanks! Yelp has no respect for special needs kids. Hypotonia, or "floppy muscle syndrome," is a serious condition. Bastards!

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
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266169.157 in reply to 266169.155
Date: 3/29/2015 4:15:59 PM
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I've also learned through life never to underestimate cantaloupe. Sure, there are many melons out there, but when you reach into the fruit salad bowl and end up slightly disappointed that you came out with too much cantaloupe and not enough blueberries, blackberries, watermelon, or honeydew, I've always found that the cantaloupe tastes far better than I expected, and I say "thank you, cantaloupe, you savvy melon".
You're much too kind, but everybody knows honeydew is the superior melon. If cantaloupe wasn't always 30 cents cheaper no one would ever bother with it.

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Date: 3/29/2015 5:06:15 PM
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You're much too kind, but everybody knows honeydew is the superior melon. If cantaloupe wasn't always 30 cents cheaper no one would ever bother with it.


i've got a juvenile mind that can turn anything, a list of phone numbers, the Mass done in Latin, anything at all into a salacious, suggestive dirty joke. but i can't do it here -- when you talk about "melons", you are talking about . . . melons.

and, by the way, i love to pour maple syrup over the honeydews and lick it off -- best way to enjoy those melons!

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Date: 3/29/2015 5:41:13 PM
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I've also learned through life never to underestimate cantaloupe. Sure, there are many melons out there, but when you reach into the fruit salad bowl and end up slightly disappointed that you came out with too much cantaloupe and not enough blueberries, blackberries, watermelon, or honeydew, I've always found that the cantaloupe tastes far better than I expected, and I say "thank you, cantaloupe, you savvy melon".
You're much too kind, but everybody knows honeydew is the superior melon. If cantaloupe wasn't always 30 cents cheaper no one would ever bother with it.


Well, it depends. Melons at the farmer's market are an entirely different story than melons in the grocery store.
Grocery store honeydew beats grocery store cantaloupe most of the time, but for some reason I've found that farmer's market cantaloupe outshines farmer's market honeydew.

And of course this is all assuming melon firmness is a constant.

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Date: 3/29/2015 6:41:23 PM
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Guys, this was an amazing conversation! And I needed a nice laugh! Well done!

Pappy
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Date: 3/29/2015 9:44:51 PM
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I've also learned through life never to underestimate cantaloupe. Sure, there are many melons out there, but when you reach into the fruit salad bowl and end up slightly disappointed that you came out with too much cantaloupe and not enough blueberries, blackberries, watermelon, or honeydew, I've always found that the cantaloupe tastes far better than I expected, and I say "thank you, cantaloupe, you savvy melon".
You're much too kind, but everybody knows honeydew is the superior melon. If cantaloupe wasn't always 30 cents cheaper no one would ever bother with it.


Honeydew is congealed gangrenous piss. Cantaloupes, despite a little sour aftertaste from last night, are superior by far. But of course, as much as I enjoy melons, I swear I just go for the wings.

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Date: 3/29/2015 9:55:49 PM
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You're much too kind, but everybody knows honeydew is the superior melon. If cantaloupe wasn't always 30 cents cheaper no one would ever bother with it.


i've got a juvenile mind that can turn anything, a list of phone numbers, the Mass done in Latin, anything at all into a salacious, suggestive dirty joke. but i can't do it here -- when you talk about "melons", you are talking about . . . melons.

and, by the way, i love to pour maple syrup over the honeydews and lick it off -- best way to enjoy those melons!


I would have thought you'd be more fond of a nice rump roast with a different think sauce... them molasses asses.

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Date: 3/29/2015 9:57:35 PM
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Guys, this was an amazing conversation! And I needed a nice laugh! Well done!


Anything for you, my friend, and I can say that since I didn't have anything at all to do with it.

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Date: 3/31/2015 6:55:59 AM
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Honeydew is congealed gangrenous piss. Cantaloupes, despite a little sour aftertaste

So combine the 2 and we get this? (18733826)


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