Cameron Druff? Is Druff short for, "Designated Retarded Ugly Fat Friend?"
Nice to see the Clogs and Lethargy advance to the Final 8! Here's to a Clogs/Lethargy Tournament Final!
Okay. I really didn't see tonight's game against BHT & the Monsters going my way. Just like I didn't see my team losing to the Leopards last game. It appears my predictive abilities have waned. That does make sense, considering my March Madness bracket as well. Time to go play the lottery and choose zero of the numbers correctly. At least I can now predict my predictive accuracy more accurately.
I should have bailed out of the Cup a couple of weeks ago. I suppose the bright side is that this season I may not blow promotion with HCA, just that I'll blow it by blowing HCA. The worst part is I knew the Cantaloupes were a good team, but I thought I'd get just enough offense and offensive boards to pull it out even with them guessing the right GDP. I wonder how many cases of "I shouldn't do that, it's stupid, oh, hell, I'll do it anyway" it's going to take to get through to me. (Obviously, at least one more).
My last cup game was at your arena! Thanks for hosting. BTW, your arena isn't nearly as bad as the Yelp reviews suggest. I give it 3 stars.
I've also learned through life never to underestimate cantaloupe. Sure, there are many melons out there, but when you reach into the fruit salad bowl and end up slightly disappointed that you came out with too much cantaloupe and not enough blueberries, blackberries, watermelon, or honeydew, I've always found that the cantaloupe tastes far better than I expected, and I say "thank you, cantaloupe, you savvy melon".
You're much too kind, but everybody knows honeydew is the superior melon. If cantaloupe wasn't always 30 cents cheaper no one would ever bother with it.