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Monkeybiz vs. Kynlala Knights 75 - 89

The Knights were looking to continue the domination of Team Kevin by holding down 2nd position behind Pancakes, and holding off the challenge of the best Guppy team, Monkeybiz.

3 Dimitris Patziaras Monkeybiz 36 PTS 14 REB 13.5 Rating. In a strange twist, the 3 points for best player go to the losing side this week. Patziaras was immense, keeping the scores close when the rest of the team wasn't contributing. Only 21 years young, looks like he has a good future ahead of him.

2 Héctor Pereira Kynlala Knights 16 PTS 10 REB 17.0 rating. Efficiency has become standard for the giant from Uruguay. Scoring 16 points off 9 shots in only 25 short and relaxing minutes for his $160k p/w paycheck. Easy.

1 Eugenio Dell'Asta Kynlala Knights 17 PTS 12 REB 3 AST 13.5 rating. Had a solid outing playing at Small Forward.

Pancakes with Jam and Cream vs. Da Fat Boy Slim 104 - 76
Midway through the 2nd quarter, a massive upset was looming, with fishy's favourite team Da Fat Boy Slim giving Team Kevin's Captain C-Cat a headache. Thankfully, skill prevailed and the Pancakes shot their way to victory, pulling away in the 2nd half and holding the opponents to 32 points in the 2nd Half.

3 jack Long Pancakes with Jam and Cream 22 PTS 5 AST 4 STL 15.5 rating. The old man still has it! 4/5 from downtown. This old geezer can lock away his walking stick.

2 Plínio Couto Costa Pancakes with Jam and Cream 27 PTS 5 AST 15.5 rating. CC had a poor shooting game overall but came through when it mattered most.

1 Jörn Bikin Da Fat Boy Slim 23 PTS 12 REB 12.5 rating. Did the best he could for his team when his other big men partners Duffill and Hawthorn didn't come through.

Chelsea Seagulls vs. Koopasaurus 88 - 86

Team captains for the Calamari and Sharks clash in an epic battle overnight. With the Seagulls out to prove they are ready for an ABBL birth at the expense of Koopa, it was going to be a tough night.. The Seagulls ended up prevailing despite 59 points from Australian SF Kennerley.

3 Wazza Kennerley Koopasaurus 59 PTS 11 REB 13.5 rating. Another instance where the best player was on the losing side. Wazza was absolutely immense, knocking down 23 of his 44 shots, 7-15 from 3. The only player that kept Koop in the game, and is, no doubt, the MVP of the game.

2 Jared Sherwin Chelsea Seagulls 26 PTS 15 REB 15.0 rating. Former Australian U21 player Sherwin again proved his worth, scoring 26 easy points in the paint against the struggling Koopa bigs.

1 Vallo Tammela Chelsea Seagulls 17 PTS 7 AST 12.5 rating. The Finnish player had another solid outing, proving that although he isn't a superstar, he is one of the most consistent point guards in the league.

Round 7 MVPs (Iwen/Vios/Zyler/Yoda Style)

Zazzocalypse vs. Melbourne Goldfish 98 - 86

Zazzocalypse is one of the form teams in the league at the moment while the Goldfish have been consistently inconsistent. Both teams had great defence both inside and outside and both teams rebounded well. Zazzocalypse had 13 more points from free throws and won by 12. Perhaps someone needs to be more like a fish and less like a fowl.

3 Chiu Choong Kuan Zazzocalypse 26 PTS 18 REB 4 AST 3 BLE 16.0 rating. For nearly $100,000 a week you would expect a good player and the Choo Choo train didn't disapoint steaming to the basket and derailing most of the Goldfish attempts to score inside.

2 Xie Guanzheng Melbourne Goldfish 27 PTS 8 REB 8 AST 13.0 rating. While it wasn't Xie's best shooting night he did stuff the scoresheet and nearly came away with a triple double as well as keeping his opponent to just 7 points.

1 Tonko Švorinic Zazzocalypse 21 PTS 5 REB 13.0 rating. While he scored a lot it was more his defence on the Goldfish PG Rymer who was kept to 9 points in a run and gun offence that gets Tonko over the line.

Chelsea Seagulls vs. Rampaging Marmots 108 - 80

The Seagulls were better in almost every position as the Marmots were far from rampaging, in fact only their PF So Weixiang was able to really contribute at both ends as the C was a non-factor despite the LI offence.

3 Jared Sherwin Chelsea Seagulls 22 PTS 23 REB 6 AST 14.5 rating. Not only contributed so much himself in an offence that rarely looked for him, Jared shut out $75,000 big man Dan Gardner despite the Marmots looking for him all night.

2 So Weixiang Rampaging Marmots 24 PTS 17 REB 12.0 rating. Simply the only Marmot who tried.

1 Oliver Ðuričko Chelsea Seagulls 25 PTS 12.5 rating. Got to jack up shots all night against a fairly average defence and loved it!

Viral Infections vs. Slam ! 90 - 116

Sick of playing with 5 players every week Naker decided to try playing with 4. Hard to believe but it wasn't a good idea despite the outstanding play of his lucky fan early in the game. Matched up against the lucky fan Alejandro Ascariz was able to explode for 33 points and make sure this one was blown out in the 4th despite being fairly close earlier before Naker lost his center and had to recruit a second lucky fan.

3 Fanis Zoumpadellis Slam ! 32 PTS 19 REB 5 AST 15.5 rating. A great performance anyway but when he injured Beato out of the game it was all over.

2 Júlio Peixoto Viral Infections 33 PTS 20 REB 13.5 rating. Despite the slight flaws in some of his team mates he kept it close until the 4th when Beato was injured and the whole team was put on the TL.

1 Alejandro Ascariz Slam ! 33 PTS 14 REB 8 AST 12.0 rating. At times it almost looked like he was playing against no-one, oh wait...

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Pancakes with Jam and Cream vs. Maggots 106 - 70

The Maggots tried hard but were not in the same class as the Pancakes at all. This was the last hurrah for a very successful Maggots team that has now been sold to create a new team that can make it all the way to the ABBL and then stay there.

3 Plínio Couto Costa Pancakes with Jam and Cream 30 PTS 15.5 rating. He didn't do much else besides score and defend but when you hit every shot there aren't many rebounds and why pass?

2 Werner Efinger Pancakes with Jam and Cream 14 PTS 11 REB 14.0 rating. This could have easily been Larssen but he had more rebounds, less turnovers and a better rating. If C-Cat appeals I think he may rule in his favour.

1 Alejandro Serra Maggots 14 PTS 9 REB. While Unwin tried hard Serra's 7-8 shooting seems just a little better than Unwin's 8-34.

Da Fat Boy Slim vs. Kynlala Knights 73 - 75

One of the two matches of the round this epic and tight battle saw the Knights scrape home by a tiny margin for the second week in a row. Playing without their big man in the middle allowed Bikin and Duffill to look inside with a great deal of success despite the efforts of Dell'Asta, but it was the dismal efforts of the guards (4-24 combined) that finally doomed Slim.

3 Shaun McArthur Kynlala Knights 23 PTs 10 REB. McArthur pitched a shutout on Dessi keeping him scoreless in 37 minutes of futile play. Owned!

2 Kye Duffill Da Fat Boy Slim 20 PTS 21 REB 15.0 rating. In the battle of maybe the top two PFs in the league, not only did Duff Duff score and rebound, he playing in a 3-2 zone helped shut down the Knights innefective center.

1 Eugenio Dell'Asta Kynlala Knights 18 PTS 24 REB 13.0 rating. While he couldn't control Duff Duff, no-one could control him as he, like Duff Duff, also exploded to a double double double.

Monkey Business vs. Koopasaurus 102 - 87

The Guppies continue to impress near the top of the West and this was a big win over an ABBL team. However the Koopasaurus 2-3 zone was utterly exploited by the Biz's run and gun in which their top four scorers were their PG, SG, SF and backup SF.

3 Zoltán Bui Monkey Business 26 PTS 8 REB 14.0 rating. Bui dominated Rooney the way few in this league could last season. This great floor general led his troops to an easy victory.

2 Yannik Hohenberg Koopasaurus 54 PTS. Was seen inside the Infections oxygen tent after the game exhausted from jacking up so many shots.

1 Eduard Deltell Monkey Business 17 PTS 4 REb 13.0 rating. In just 21 minutes Deltell told everyone that he can play while getting a chance up close to watch Hohenberg dismantle Manara.

We have just received up to date scouting information on this match from Coach Monkey.

Haha....You might want to reconsider that if you knew what I knew. Deltell played at SF but I set my SF to mark the SG while the SG (Manara) was set to mark the SF. So really, Deltell was the one that got torched big time by Hohnenberg. And to compound the issue, Hohenberg was kept quiet right up until my starting SF fouled out. When Deltell came on, Hohenberg caught on fire and started the mini comeback. If anything, Deltell had more of a negative impact than positive given the points he gave up.

This is indeed highly relevant and I hope C-Cat isn't upset if I accept this appeal before it even reaches him. This is one problem with the box score, it gives no indication of who was defending whom.

So based on this last minute scouting information the One Point vote weii be changed to:

1 Marco Manara Monkey Business 24 PTS 13.5 rating. In just 42 rock solid minutes Manara did a rock solid job while cross matched against the mighty Wazza Kennerly, keeping him relativly quiet, while getting a chance up close to watch Hohenberg dismantle Deltell.

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Round 8 MVPs (Iwen/Vios/Zyler/Yoda Style)

Viral Infections vs. Melbourne Goldfish 91 - 130

Unsatisfied with his experiments playing 5 players last week Naker tried 4, still unsatisfied this week he tried 3. Next season look to see him with 3 x 300k players and 2 lucky fans each week. Sadly the lucky fans gave up 18 turnovers to the Goldfish's full court press and while they actually scored more than Nakers C they didn't contribute much else.

3 Xie Guanzheng Melbourne Goldfish 31 PTS 9AST 4 REB 3 BLK 2 STE 13.0 rating. Being guarded often by a lucky fan in the zone allowed Xie to shoot an impressive 14-20 including 3-4 from 3 point zone.

2 Radosław Rymer Melbourne Goldfish 19 PTS 6 AST 3 STE. While he didn't have a wonderful shooting night he controlled the tempo in a very one sided game.

1 Júlio Peixoto Viral Infections 16 PTS 31 REB 15.0 rating. While he had 6 turnovers 31 rebounds is impressive by any measure. We have already had this debate about Michael Jordan and 4 girl guides vs an NBL team and so Naker gets his wish. Julio played brilliantly but his team was flogged by 40, 1 point.

Monkey Business vs. Rampaging Marmots 121 - 93

The second flogging of the week saw third placed Monkey Biz take on cellar dweller the Rabid Camel. Monkey won or drew every category of comparason and had more productive players at every position. Spank!

3 Shi Deguang Monkey Business 26 PTS 16 REB 10-13 FG 16.0 rating. One of the worst free throw shooters in BB history $50k Shi put up Smeltz-like numbers including an amazing rating.

2 Eduard Deltell Monkey Business 22 PTS 13.0 rating. Good shooting and efficient defence allowed Deltell to be able to tell the reporters after the game how it was him that dominated this match.

3 Billy Pin Rampaging Marmots 28 PTS 16 REB. Despite a bad match rating Billy actually held his opposites down quite well keeping the Monkey PFs to a total of 5-16 shooting for the game.

Chelsea Seagulls vs. Zazzocalypse 62 - 85

The horror weak for the Seagulls started with this match which some thought should have been quite close being dominated by Zazzocalypse from start to finish.

3 Jean-Philippe Meneau Zazzocalypse 18 PTS 5 AST 5 REB. Outstanding play by the Zazz guards took what should have been Chelsea's strength and made it their weakness. Proficient in both offence and defence JPM led the guards that won the game.

2 Jared Sherwin Chelsea Seagulls 14 PTS 18 REB 14.5 rating. Jared was surrounded by Seagulls that were thinking about chips on the beach rather than the game, but he was able to focus and kept his man to 6 points for the game.

1 Tonko Švorinic Zazzocalypse 14 PTS 14.0 rating. The other Zazzocalypse guard that was able to control this game, he didn't just run and gun he got serious at the defensive end and made nothing easy for the 'Gulls all night.

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Pancakes with Jam and Cream vs. Slam ! 67 - 106

The assistant coach for the Pancakes was discovered to have been bribed by Slam ! after this match and is curently facing severe disciplinary action from C-Cat. Some players were put on the wrong bus and missed the game altogether, some were told to play in the wrong positions, the starters were backups, the backups were starters and even a $2,000 man probably only supposed to get garbage minutes in scrimmages was logging 21 minutes and by the time the dust cleared the entire team was a mess and went down by a massive 39 points.

3 Alejandro Ascariz Slam ! 24 PTS 12 REB 8 AST. Almost a triple double is very impressive despite the fact that some of it was against a man with "Weekly salary: $ 2 765".

3 Fanis Zoumpadellis Slam ! 19 PTS 12 REB 16.5 rating. Playing against a crippled 34 year old Fanny was able to do what he wanted and if not for the blowout would have had much more.

1 Maciej Kuman Pancakes with Jam and Cream 16 PTS 10 REB. While his entire team was rubbish and even PCC had an off shooting night Kuman was the one Pancake that looked like he was trying...for a brief time... once... on offence.

Kynlala Knights vs. Maggots 82 - 23

The Maggots have sold their entire team and bought 18 year old trainees. End of story.

3 Eugenio Dell'Asta Kynlala Knights. And we though the salaries of guys in the Pancakes match were bad, Dell was guarded by "Weekly salary: $ 1 622"

2 Shaun McArthur Kynlala Knights. Actually had a real player on him.

1 Duong Tôn Kynlala Knights. Kept opponent to 0-22.

Da Fat Boy Slim vs. Koopasaurus 111 - 127

Actually a real game but maybe the last one for DFBS for the season as shortly after this they sold a big chunk of their team. Meanwhile Koop is preparing for a relegation series so should have an impressive roster very soon. Koop ran a very effective full court press that resulted in a horrendous 29 turnovers for DFBS.

3 Wazza Kennerley Koopasaurus 44 PTS 8 AST 8 REB 5 STE 15.0 rating. If he had joined a winning team earlier Wazza could be the league MVP. Yet another amazing performance by one of the finest Australian players in the world.

2 Kye Duffill Da Fat Boy Slim 30 PTS 20 REB 15.0 rating. Kye even hung onto the ball fairly well. A huge night for the monster big whose $40,000 ABBL opponent scored 2 points for the night.

1 Yannik Hohenberg Koopasaurus 34 PTS 13.5 rating. Yannik was on fire including hitting 5 3 pointers to combine with Wazza for a deadly 1-2 attack.

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Round 9 MVPs (Iwen/Vios/Zyler/Yoda Style)

Pancakes with Jam and Cream vs. Melbourne Goldfish 100 - 86

For a while it looked like the Pancakes were still suffering from the "mystery virus" that caused them surprisingly to lose to Slam ! last week. With only seconds to go in the 3rd qtr the Goldfish were amazingly ahead. However in the last 5 minutes of the 4th the Pancakes completly dominated and blew out a 4 point lead 83-79 to a huge 14 point winning margin scoring 17 points in 5 minutes led by PCC who had 8. The Pancakes have clutch!

3 Erinaldo Pacheco Pancakes with Jam and Cream 24 PTS 14 REB 10-15FGS 15.0 rating. While a lot of the Pancakes still had "flu like symptoms" Pacheco was in fine form scoring well and also helped foul out the Goldfish starting C in just 21 minutes.

2 Plínio Couto Costa Pancakes with Jam and Cream 27 PTS 15.0 rating. Despite having a horrible shooting night struggling against Xie and the Goldfish 3-2 zone managing just 1-9 3 pointers and a poor (by his standards) 12-31 from the field, he came through when the game was on the line and made the big shots when it mattered. Truly a superstar in this league.

1 Xie Guanzheng Melbourne Goldfish 11 PTS 8 REB 13.5 rating. Despite the game being so close for so long none of the individual Goldfish had a great night, it was more of a team defensive effort and Xie exemplified that grabbing the second most rebounds on the team and having the second best defensive rating and contributing towards keeping PCC to 12-31 and Long to 3-12.

Da Fat Boy Slim vs. Rampaging Marmots 79 - 94

Da Fat Boy Slim has joined Shark teammate Maggots in rebuilding mode and sold Yordan and many of his other good players and so the amazing has happened, the Marmots have a win! The Guppies have advised there will be a huge party to celebrate this fact next friday at zyler's house. BYO Eastern European model girlfriend.

3 Józef Urszulewicz Rampaging Marmots 45 PTS 9-14 3PTRs 13.5 rating. A dominant performance by one of the few players that have survived the Marmots recent changes with 10 big roster changes Jo has been a force of stability in an unstable franchise.

2 Kye Duffill Da Fat Boy Slim 30 PTS 18 REB 13.5 rating. Another week another great performance by the ever reliable Duff Duff who's only blemish was the 7 turnovers.

1 So Weixiang Rampaging Marmots 14 PTS 11 REB 7-9 FGS 13.0 rating. Only been with the club for a month and acquired at a bargain price, So has shown his efficiency hitting as many baskets in 9 shots as it took teammate Clune 22 shots to make.

Kynlala Knights vs. Slam ! 84 - 87

Team Kevin needs to call a doctor because their virus is spreading causing more unbeatable teams to "suprisingly" lose easy matches (to their team mates by some odd coincidence). After only winning 2 games fro the entire season Slam ! has suddenly beaten Pancakes and the Knights the two top teams in the league. I wonder if their "luck" will continue next week against mid-table Koopasaurus?

3 Fanis Zoumpadellis Slam ! 25 PTS 11 REB 17.0 rating. While 11 rebounds is disapointing a 17.0 rating is incredible and he helped keep $159 884 Kinght Héctor Pereira to 2 points for the game.

2 Shaun McArthur Kynlala Knights 37 PTS 9 REB 14.5 rating. As usual Macca had a lot of fouls (5) but as usual he didn't foul out. A great scorer and defender he needs to tell Ton (0-10) to leave the 3 point shooting to him (5-13).

1 Klaudius Macko Slam ! 20 PTS 14 REB 6 AST 2 STE 12.5 rating. Really a coin toss between him and Alejandro Ascariz but he won with the extra assists, rebounds and the 2 blocks.

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Zazzocalypse vs. Viral Infections 92 - 68

I don't even know who plays for the Virus any more but this weeks 5 players featured one who fouled out early although his new C Kristijan Ognjankovski who is a human foul machine (3.6 average) didn't. This was just another case of Zazzocalypse showing what a deep and talented team she has as the playoffs begin.

3 Jean-Philippe Meneau Zazzocalypse 19 PTS 13.0 rating. Yes he scored well but keeping a player like Nica to 1-20 shooting is just sick!

2 Kristijan Ognjankovski Viral Infections 21 PTS 20 REB 17.0 rating. Sensational when he is on the court, the good new was he didn't foul out unlike in his league game where he lasted all of 18 minutes.

1 Jorge Antonio Villarreal Zazzocalypse 20 PTS 9 REB. Top scored for the Zazz and out rebounded his teams starting C.

Maggots vs. Koopasaurus 40 - 108

Koopasaurus is preparing for a tough ABBL fight, Maggots are preparing for division III. Not much to discuss here.

3 Alfred Rooney Koopasaurus 21 PTS 8 REB 15.0 rating. Displaying his old form that has rarely been seen this season the former "best PG in the Fishbowl" was his old dominant self tonight (beating up on a 6k opponent).

2 Adriano Bassi Koopasaurus 18 PTS 16 REB 6 AST 15.0 rating. Great stats but the icing on the cake was 9-10 FGs.

1 Stefano Lista Koopasaurus 13 PTS 20 REB 5 BLK 12.0 rating. 20 rebounds and 5 blocks is a man's effort...against boys.

Monkey Business vs. Chelsea Seagulls 98 - 78

(Note: The commissioner started crying when asked to prepare this report, sobbing "I thought my team was better, I coulda been a contenda, instead of a bum, which is what I am." As a result of his team being ripped apart by the prominent (medium) attack he faced he was unable to submit a match report.)

3 Yakir Elbaz Monkey Business 28 PTS 9 REB. There was a shootout between the SFs in this match and while the scores were even Yakir came away with the victory.

2 Rober Forbes Chelsea Seagulls 28 PTS 6 REB. While normal stars Oliver (2-14) and Jared (3-14) couldn't buy a basket Rober was the one effective Seagull. He was interviewed after the game but no-one could understand what he was saying.

1 Zoltán Bui Monkey Business 18 PTS 13.5 rating. With Monkey Business having their trademark "everyone performs at about the same level" (TM) results Bui stands out purely due to a few extra points and a fair FG%.

As a result of appeal the order has changed to:

3 - Elbaz
2 - Bui
1 - Forbes

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Round 10 MVPs (Iwen/Vios/Zyler/Yoda Style)

Sorry about the delay. There was a misunderstanding.

Kynlala Knights vs. Melbourne Goldfish 93 - 74

This could have been the league semi-final if the Goldfish had gotten past Snuffles. However the result would have been the same as the Knights make Melbourne's strength (its outside shooting) into its weakness. With both sides achieving an impressive OD ratings - prominent (low) for the Knights and prominent (medium) for the goldfish it ended up being the big men for each team who were able to actually do some damage.

3 Héctor Pereira Kynlala Knights 24 PTS 14 REB 4 BLK 16.0 rating. While the guards had to battle against the 1-3-1 zone Heck had a free road to the basket and scored very well.

2 Shaun McArthur Kynlala Knights 18 PTS 6 REB 5 AST 14.5 rating. He got his usual 5 fouls (that is 3 games in a ow with 5 fouls but he rarely fouls out, amazing for someone who averages 3 fouls a game) but kept in shutting down the Goldfish perimeter while being the one guard in the match that could still get it done at the offensive end.

1 Don Gresham Melbourne Goldfish 18 PTS 16 REB. The forgotten Goldfish gave us a brief reminder of his former glories as his rebounding was the one bright spot for his team in a miserable performance.

Maggots vs. Rampaging Marmots 49 - 119

The Maggots having sold their entire team and just playing 18 year old trainees were simply no match for the Marmots who were rampaging and who also came good during the week with a clutch win over Steves Crocs to avoid relegation. There was a lot to celebrate in Marmot town.

3 Barry Ó Daire Rampaging Marmots 53 PTS 6 AST 12.5 rating. Irish NT player showed the Maggots a glimpse of their own fture. One day they will be this good.

2 Sam Clune Rampaging Marmots 22 PTS 9 REB. The Marmots favourite old player showed he still has what it takes to contribute and taught the 18 year olds what a veteran can do.

1 Christian Brakenhoff Maggots 23 PTS. The one "veteran" the Maggots kept scored a little in this ugly blowout.

Monkey Business vs. Zazzocalypse 84 - 93

Zazzocalypse won.

3 Jean-Philippe Meneau Zazzocalypse 25 PTS 7 REB 12.5 rating. Scored.

2 Gary Lawrance Zazzocalypse 16 PTS 12 REB 14.0 rating. Rebounded.

1 Shi Deguang Monkey Business 16 PTS 12 REB 12.5 rating. Played better than some.

More details will be provided after the appeal.

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Koopasaurus vs. Slam ! 106 - 92

The Kevin Virus is over. After defeating both C-Cat and Iwen in amazing circumstances it was back to reality for Slam !. Facing the amazing Fanis Zoumpadellis with his Inside Shot: legendary, Inside Def.: colossal and Rebounding: tremendous
Koopasaurus elected to go with a 2/3 zome to counter the Slam ! look inside. Meanwhile the Slam ! 3-2 looked like a good choice but a suprise inside isolation by Koopasaurus made the game his to take.

3 Adriano Bassi Koopasaurus 23 PTS 11 REB 6 AST 13.0 rating. He seemed to like being isolated and while it was very close for MVP between him and Wazza, he gets the nod because of his excellent passing.

2 Wazza Kennerley Koopasaurus 23 PTS 5 REB 16.0 rating. The third part of the 2/3 zone Wazza was in sensational form and it was a coin toss between him and Bassi for the MVP.

1 Fanis Zoumpadellis Slam ! 24 PTS 14 REB 12-15 FGS 16.5 rating. Clearly one of the best players in the entire league and super efficient when he got the ball he just didn't do enough for someone worth more than Koopasaurus' whole team as he allowed his team to be slaughtered on the boards 43-34.

Pancakes with Jam and Cream vs. Viral Infections 104 - 89

Have we ever seen a 7 on 7 game involving the Naker Virus before? Once again a very interesting game with the "totally dominant and unbeatable" C-Cat having a dominant 4th qtr after a less than convincing first three being up only 6 at the start of the final qtr. Perhaps it is a sign of the depth of his team compared to the rest of this league. The 1-3-1 zone of the Infections limited PCC but allowed Kuman to have a field day.

3 Maciej Kuman Pancakes with Jam and Cream 32 PTS 23 REB 14.0 rating. The "other" star on the Pancakes was simply sensational smashing his way to the basket at will against the 1-3-1 zone and dominating the boards.

2 Federico Alberto Zama Viral Infections 36 PTS 9 REB 14.5 rating. $ 316 459 center for the Infections was put under huge pressure when the Infections C fouled out after just 19 minutes and did his job keeping the game close for 3/4 until he was overhwelmed in the 4th.

1 Jack Long Pancakes with Jam and Cream 19 PTS 7 REb 5 AST 12.5 rating. Great all around performance by the long time Cream player who was the only other Cream player along with Kuman to have an efficient shooting night.

Da Fat Boy Slim vs. Chelsea Seagulls 88 - 100

Another game that was very close for three quarters but was blown out in the final. The Seagulls even surprised their own coach by playing their PG, SG and SF for 48 minutes each. Da Fat Boy Slim had their tactics right for this match but having sold off a number of their players in a rebuild just didn't have the personel to carry it out.

3 Oliver Ðuričko Chelsea Seagulls 35 PTS 12.5 raing. Oliver scored, scored and scored some more. He also in his spare time kept his opposing Sg to 2-10 shooting for 4 points total in the game.

2 Jörn Bikin Da Fat Boy Slim 22 PTS 19 REB. Bikin again stole Duff Duff's thunder shooting much more accurately, rebounding more, blocking more and turning over less.

1 Rober Forbes Chelsea Seagulls 28 PTS 10 REB 9 AST The canny Scott was perhaps just a little too toght, give the ball away once more and he would have a triple double.

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Round 11 MVPs (Iwen/Vios/Zyler/Yoda Style)

FINAL ROUND PART ONE

Koopasaurus vs. Melbourne Goldfish 115 - 91

While it looked tight early on the lack of depth on the Goldfish squad came back to haunt them later in the game when they turned a 1 point halftime lead into a substantial loss. While many of the players did have game shape issues there was a classic shootout between the opposing guards with the Koopasaurus ultimately being more efficient than the Melbourne Goldfish run and gun. The horribly out of shape Goldfish big men who have spent the last two weeks sniffing coke and eating McDonalds while enjoying their offseason also ment that they got destroyed on the boards.

3 Yannik Hohenberg Koopasaurus 31 PTS 6 REB 3 STE 16.0 rating. Any of these three would have been worthy of the MVP but Yannik not only was on the winning team but had 0 turnovers and the highest rating in the match.

2 Xie Guanzheng 40 PTS 8 3-PTRS 13.5 rating. I can't give Xie the MVP being on the team that lost fairly badly, but it wasn't his fault. His torrid shooting was the only thing the Goldfish had to give them a chance. He actually scored more than the next four players on his team combined as well as being the team's best defender!

1 Wazza Kennerley Koopasaurus 31 PTS 9 REB 4 AST 13.5 rating. 4 turnovers was the only blemish on this sensational hero who singlehandedly rescued the entire Koopasaurus franchise from relegation this week.

Zazzocalypse vs. Pancakes with Jam and Cream 101 - 91

The upset of the season, or so it seems. ABBL powerhouse being taken down by a lowly division II team? Well there is a little more to it than that. First the Pncakes have sold off some key players, next they are basking in the warm sun of the offseason, meanwhile Zazzocalypse is in peak form fighting it out with teammate Monkey Biz for a trip to the ABBL next season. Nevertheless it was a sensational efort by Zazzocalypse and yet again a very effective use of the patient offence.

3 Jean-Philippe Meneau Zazzocalypse 32 PTS 7 REB 5 AST 14.0 rating. Not only did JPM stuff the stats sheet his shooting was outstanding from everywhere, 7/9 FTs, 1/2 3-ptrs and an impressive 12/15 FGS.

2 Maciej Kuman Pancakes with Jam and Cream 29 PTS 9 REb 14.0 rating. PCC's recent disapearances has prompted his coach to say, "he is rubbish, he used to be one of the best guards in the ABBL, not any more". Whatever the truth of that in recent weeks the Pancakes have been Kuman's team with another solid performance from the big Pole tonight.

1 Tonko Švorinic Zazzocalypse 29 PTS 13.5 rating. While his poor shooting (11-31) kept him out of the top two spots he still scored a ton and was a solid defender as always.

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