Did you seek out becoming a GM? Or, how did it happen? Give us all the juicy details. (Did you BB-sleep your way into BB-power?)
Anyway, do you mind if I sign you up for more junk mail / coupon mailers? Seems I'll need to start offering multiple Hrudey coupons to entice team training...
I think I'll try to get Valpak sent in your dog's name too...
I think I need to ban you for attempting to get me to discuss staff decisions.

But, no, I didn't seek it out. They were looking for someone to do the job and whatever standards they use to determine that were set low enough that after exhausting their candidates of ham sandwiches, I guess they turned to me. I guess it's a positive development that I received the offer by reading the BB-Mail directly, rather than you snatching it from the mailman while I was away from the mailbox. All of these coupons in my name and I still haven't received a single one!