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You are easily one of the funnier guys on the forums.

Due to the abnormally high estrogen levels in my body, my natural response is -- awww!

Thanks for the beat down in private league. Keeps me in perspective that I am not an outside team yet when I am not top GS.

No problem, Yuck. HCA is my secret to success. Hugs & Kisses.

Worlds sexiest manager,

A-Dub

My team lost it's cup game tonight, and since I'm a huge poor sport I would like to punch Iguanadon Joe in his Iguana loving face. But...I'm a gentlemen so I won't do that. Instead I'll focus my attention on a healthy alternative. Woman. In fact, I was just reading a mens health article on the subject, which led me to compile a list for a game I thought we could all enjoy: "Bang, Marry, or Kill."

It's a very simple game. Just select three woman from the list below and choose which of whom you'd like to Bang (sexual intercourse), Marry, or Kill."

Since I'm a white male, my taste in woman is a bit flat. So to avoid any discrimination of age, race and/or booty, I made my list very broad.

- Kendall Jenner (Great Genetics! Hot and tall. Her dad was an Olympian. Score!)
-Ariana Grande (hot, but too short. She'd make terrible basketball babies)
-Miley Cyrus (Is she crazy? I had a crush on her in H.S.)
-Beyonce (I'd put a ring on it)
-Caitlyn Jenner (Mangina, anyone?)
-Rosie O'donnell (BBW)
-Kim K. (Booty!)
-Taylor Swift (cute, tall. I'm all in!)
-Justin Bieber (It's a girl, right?)
-Jessica Alba (She cuuue!)
-Niki Minaj (More Booty!)
-Angelina Jolie (Still going strong, girl!)
-Snooki (Jersey Shore)
-Rihanna (She can take a punch)
-Halle Barry (How does that rap song about her go?)

Alright I'll go first:

Bang - Caitlyn Jenner (6-3, Gold medal winner, yes please) Just joking, people...Ariana Grande

Marry - Kendall Jenner

Kill - Sorry, Rosie!



Last edited by A-Dub at 9/11/2015 2:48:05 AM

Bang- it was a tough call, between Halle Berry and Jessica Alba. But Ill go swordfish.
Marry Niki Minaj. I think we would click
Kill- Beyonce, but only to give Jay Z something worthwhile to rap about again.

Kill- Beyonce, but only to give Jay Z something worthwhile to rap about again.

All of his raps would be about his dead wife. He'd be sure to have a few hit singles.

On the other hand, if Beyonce dies, I wouldn't have anything to listen to.

Last edited by A-Dub at 9/12/2015 1:50:43 PM

Luna had a breakout game tonight, went HAM (29pts, 10tr, 5ast). He was fouled as time expired and hit the game winning free throw, too.

Bang - T Swift
Marry - Miley Cyrus
Kill - Kim K

Here's my thinking: I'd bang T Swift. She makes the most out of anyone, and her fans are mostly in conservative flyover land. I'd make sure to knock her up, and once I publicized as much, there's no chance she'd get it taken care of because of who her fans are. I'd then exploit her craziness to get custody, along with a huge child support allowance.

Marrying Miley - she's the good kind of crazy, as opposed to the bad annoying crazy of Taylor. We'd have drugged out threesomes on Taylor's dime.

Killing Kim - why tf not? Hopefully it'd take out everyone close to her as well. The world would be a better and richer place.

Taylor Swift is pretty cute, but she looks too much like my sister. I can't cross that line.

Miley, one night-er for sure. I could party with her.

Kim K, I'm too white to enjoy an ass like hers.

your somewhat sinister plan wins best response

Due to the abnormally high estrogen levels in my body, my natural response is -- awww!

(hot, but too short. She'd make terrible basketball babies)

-Angelina Jolie (Still going strong, girl!))

ha. i really need to go back and catch up on all the posts i've missed from the past couple weeks. i'd do it now, but i'm stopping at the previous 12 messages since i'm tired.

Taylor Swift is pretty cute, but she looks too much like my sister. I can't cross that line.

Let's see the photos.


























[grabs lotion]

Well this extra 50k was for nothing lol. Hey at least I get an extra few notches of enthusiasm. A Dub it is my swan song in the cup. Any suggestions?