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Your posts are wonderful and I am grateful for them. Honestly though, I miss the game summaries/recaps. That was the best part - ppl love to read about themselves.

Thanks! Yes, those are a ton of fun. I enjoyed doing them, but they take more time than I have to give at the moment.

I still think it would be a great thing for the developers to consider integrating into the game. Think of how much better that would be at retaining new managers—framing them as the scrappy upstart, helping them understand the ins & outs of the game…there is massive potential there. After all, who doesn’t love getting attached to their players, griping about the refs, and cracking a few jokes at the expense of teams who have yet to win a game this season *cough* *cough*?!

All that to say: I’m glad it was a successful test case and I hope to do more in the future!

I've been tracking centers "damage" against me since this post. So far centers have shot 39% against me and averaged 14.5 pts per game. And I've been towards the top of the league in offensive rebounds and blocks.

It's been my own ability (or inability) to score the ball that has been my biggest issue.

Perhaps I put a bit too much into their secondary skills and maybe not quite enough into good old fashioned scoring the basketball.

Last edited by ehoosier at 11/5/2025 3:48:21 PM

Day 7 (Saturday 8 November 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Kiwi Sheep Pimps 82 - Wellington Warthogs 94
Delta 9 95 - Myopic Marauders 63
New York Nugs 108 - Meridian Hill McMornings 71
Ferth Ozone 89 - Wasco Tigers 101
Anchorage Allstars. 69 - Llama of Wall Street 72
Worker Bees 69 - Tasty Tardsicles 83
Beware of Dogs 33 - Innovatus 124
The Reductions 126 - US DAGGERS 51

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 126 : The Reductions
Rebounds : 68 : The Reductions
Assists : 42 : Innovatus
Steals : 12 : The Reductions
Block Shots : 16 : New York Nugs

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 34 : T. Brown (US DAGGERS)
Rebounds : 20 : F. Vrakozonidis (The Reductions)
Assists : 14 : E. Perminas (The Reductions)
Steals : 3 : C. Olmos (Delta 9), E. Siekierka (New York Nugs), C. Zigui (Innovatus), E. Perminas (The Reductions), M. Yates (The Reductions), C. Williams (The Reductions)
Block Shots : 6 : R. Abderrafi (Worker Bees)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : J. Bridges (Innovatus) (22 Points, 5 Rebounds, 11 Assists, 1 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 34
Shooting Guard : E. Perminas (The Reductions) (29 Points, 6 Rebounds, 14 Assists, 3 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 46
Small Forward : D. Thomas (Innovatus) (20 Points, 9 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 29
Power Forward : F. Pisano (Wasco Tigers) (23 Points, 12 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33
Center : F. Vrakozonidis (The Reductions) (25 Points, 20 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45

MVP of the evening
E. Perminas (The Reductions) (29 Points, 6 Rebounds, 14 Assists, 3 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 46

The bad performance of the evening
R. Beckett (Beware of Dogs) (2 Points, 1 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -12

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : A. Rooberg (Beware of Dogs) : 8 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : S. Ko Fei (Myopic Marauders), A. Fortune (Beware of Dogs), R. Abderrafi (Worker Bees), D. Garjonis (Worker Bees), T. Brown (US DAGGERS), C. Williams (The Reductions) : 5 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : M. Waite (Myopic Marauders), T. Bourque (Myopic Marauders), L. Romano (Meridian Hill McMornings), A. Rooberg (Beware of Dogs), S. Ashville (Beware of Dogs), B. Rodas (Beware of Dogs), A. Fortune (Beware of Dogs), R. Beckett (Beware of Dogs), R. Abderrafi (Worker Bees), T. Brown (US DAGGERS), W. Khan (US DAGGERS), H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS), J. Gaiato (US DAGGERS), E. Perminas (The Reductions) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : T. Brown (US DAGGERS) : 6 Three points

The best performer : C. Zigui (Innovatus), C. Roberts (Innovatus) : Rating : 18.5

The worst performer : H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS) : Rating : 0.5

Day 8 (Tuesday 11 November 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Myopic Marauders 122 - Meridian Hill McMornings 127
Kiwi Sheep Pimps 98 - Beware of Dogs 79
Wasco Tigers 90 - Tasty Tardsicles 106
Delta 9 105 - New York Nugs 118
Wellington Warthogs 117 - Innovatus 120
Ferth Ozone 82 - Worker Bees 92
Llama of Wall Street 152 - US DAGGERS 29
Anchorage Allstars. 123 - The Reductions 73

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 152 : Llama of Wall Street
Rebounds : 77 : Llama of Wall Street
Assists : 45 : Llama of Wall Street
Steals : 10 : Anchorage Allstars.
Block Shots : 16 : Llama of Wall Street

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 40 : R. Cisneros (Wellington Warthogs)
Rebounds : 20 : J. Faltýnek (Ferth Ozone)
Assists : 14 : E. Doerr (Llama of Wall Street), J. Bridges (Innovatus)
Steals : 3 : K. Rae (Kiwi Sheep Pimps), D. Palma (Kiwi Sheep Pimps), J. Schindl (Anchorage Allstars.)
Block Shots : 7 : K. Yiping (Worker Bees)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : G. Nash (Meridian Hill McMornings) (37 Points, 8 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 39
Shooting Guard : C. Cervantes (Meridian Hill McMornings) (26 Points, 1 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 30
Small Forward : R. Cisneros (Wellington Warthogs) (40 Points, 6 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots), R. Pollock (Meridian Hill McMornings) (33 Points, 5 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 0 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 38
Power Forward : S. Kung yung (Llama of Wall Street) (22 Points, 17 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 0 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 43
Center : L. Sánchez (Llama of Wall Street) (20 Points, 13 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33

MVP of the evening
S. Kung yung (Llama of Wall Street) (22 Points, 17 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 0 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 43

The bad performance of the evening
J. Gaiato (US DAGGERS) (3 Points, 7 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -8

Triple-Double of the evening
J. Yongyi (Anchorage Allstars.) (12 Points, 12 Rebounds, 11 Assists, 0 Steals, 2 Block Shots)

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : O. Denton (Beware of Dogs), M. Cheney (US DAGGERS), M. Valcárcel (The Reductions) : 6 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : N. Longino (Wellington Warthogs) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : T. Harkins (Beware of Dogs), K. Yiping (Worker Bees), M. Cheney (US DAGGERS), H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS), J. Gaiato (US DAGGERS), W. Khan (US DAGGERS), B. Râsnoveanu (The Reductions), M. Valcárcel (The Reductions) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : R. Pollock (Meridian Hill McMornings) : 5 Three points

The best performer : E. Shelley (Delta 9) : Rating : 19.0

The worst performer : W. Khan (US DAGGERS) : Rating : 0.0

Day 9 (Saturday 15 November 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
The Reductions 68 - Wellington Warthogs 131
Tasty Tardsicles 97 - Ferth Ozone 87
Innovatus 103 - Kiwi Sheep Pimps 116
Beware of Dogs 65 - Myopic Marauders 105
New York Nugs 103 - Wasco Tigers 100
Meridian Hill McMornings 81 - Delta 9 102
Worker Bees 57 - Llama of Wall Street 80
US DAGGERS 21 - Anchorage Allstars. 145

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 145 : Anchorage Allstars.
Rebounds : 80 : Anchorage Allstars.
Assists : 46 : Anchorage Allstars.
Steals : 12 : Wellington Warthogs, Anchorage Allstars.
Block Shots : 14 : Anchorage Allstars.

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 37 : J. Peró (Ferth Ozone)
Rebounds : 25 : C. Zigui (Innovatus)
Assists : 14 : D. Moisset (Anchorage Allstars.)
Steals : 4 : D. Mengler (Llama of Wall Street)
Block Shots : 7 : R. Abderrafi (Worker Bees)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : D. Delmás (Wellington Warthogs) (18 Points, 2 Rebounds, 9 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots), D. Katerskis (Kiwi Sheep Pimps) (17 Points, 5 Rebounds, 12 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 26
Shooting Guard : J. Peró (Ferth Ozone) (37 Points, 2 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33
Small Forward : D. Moisset (Anchorage Allstars.) (23 Points, 6 Rebounds, 14 Assists, 1 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 46
Power Forward : C. Zigui (Innovatus) (22 Points, 25 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 0 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 49
Center : J. Yongyi (Anchorage Allstars.) (16 Points, 17 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 37

MVP of the evening
C. Zigui (Innovatus) (22 Points, 25 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 0 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 49

The bad performance of the evening
J. Gaiato (US DAGGERS) (0 Points, 1 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -14

Triple-Double of the evening
M. Davis (Wasco Tigers) (10 Points, 12 Rebounds, 10 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots)

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : J. Gaiato (US DAGGERS) : 7 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : F. Pisano (Wasco Tigers), C. Roberts (Innovatus), H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS), J. Gaiato (US DAGGERS) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : T. Harkins (Beware of Dogs), R. Abderrafi (Worker Bees), T. Brown (US DAGGERS), W. Khan (US DAGGERS), M. Valcárcel (The Reductions), M. Yates (The Reductions) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : J. Peró (Ferth Ozone), S. Salinas (Myopic Marauders), E. Perminas (The Reductions) : 5 Three points

The best performer : E. Shelley (Delta 9) : Rating : 20.0

The worst performer : H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS), W. Khan (US DAGGERS) : Rating : 0.0

Day 10 (Tuesday 18 November 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Wasco Tigers 97 - Meridian Hill McMornings 106
Delta 9 84 - Beware of Dogs 58
Llama of Wall Street 84 - Tasty Tardsicles 94
Ferth Ozone 101 - New York Nugs 118
Myopic Marauders 65 - Innovatus 112
Anchorage Allstars. 58 - Worker Bees 81
Wellington Warthogs 122 - US DAGGERS 29
Kiwi Sheep Pimps 127 - The Reductions 113

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 127 : Kiwi Sheep Pimps
Rebounds : 74 : Wellington Warthogs
Assists : 34 : New York Nugs
Steals : 8 : Wellington Warthogs, Innovatus, Anchorage Allstars.
Block Shots : 14 : Anchorage Allstars.

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 35 : T. Forrai (Ferth Ozone)
Rebounds : 24 : K. Yiping (Worker Bees)
Assists : 12 : E. Perminas (The Reductions)
Steals : 2 : J. Clarian (Wellington Warthogs), F. Murray (Wellington Warthogs), A. Urzaiz (Kiwi Sheep Pimps), G. Nash (Meridian Hill McMornings), V. Ascensão (Wasco Tigers), M. McNally (Delta 9), M. Bruner (Delta 9), M. Jurtaugas (Llama of Wall Street), E. Siekierka (New York Nugs), C. Zigui (Innovatus), G. Reese (Innovatus), C. Roberts (Innovatus), A. Yilmaz (Anchorage Allstars.), J. Schindl (Anchorage Allstars.), D. Shilov (Anchorage Allstars.), H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS), B. Râsnoveanu (The Reductions)
Block Shots : 4 : N. Longino (Wellington Warthogs), W. Ocampo (Beware of Dogs), D. Thomas (Innovatus), C. Zigui (Innovatus), J. Yongyi (Anchorage Allstars.)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : E. Perminas (The Reductions) (29 Points, 2 Rebounds, 12 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 35
Shooting Guard : A. Urzaiz (Kiwi Sheep Pimps) (30 Points, 1 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 31
Small Forward : R. Pollock (Meridian Hill McMornings) (28 Points, 8 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 31
Power Forward : D. Thomas (Innovatus) (23 Points, 20 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 1 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 42
Center : N. Longino (Wellington Warthogs) (11 Points, 13 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 1 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 31

MVP of the evening
D. Thomas (Innovatus) (23 Points, 20 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 1 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 42

The bad performance of the evening
H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS) (3 Points, 2 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -8

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : J. Bobo (Kiwi Sheep Pimps) : 5 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : C. Roberts (Innovatus) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : J. Clarian (Wellington Warthogs), M. Waite (Myopic Marauders), T. Bourque (Myopic Marauders), S. Ko Fei (Myopic Marauders), R. Pike (Beware of Dogs), K. Yiping (Worker Bees), M. Cheney (US DAGGERS), J. Gaiato (US DAGGERS), H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS), W. Khan (US DAGGERS), E. Perminas (The Reductions), B. Râsnoveanu (The Reductions) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : A. Urzaiz (Kiwi Sheep Pimps) : 6 Three points

The best performer : S. Richardson (Innovatus) : Rating : 19.0

The worst performer : H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS) : Rating : 0.0


In a display of legendary mediocrity, my team dropped “respectable (7 - low)” on every rating except one. DIII better get ready…

Day 11 (Saturday 22 November 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Worker Bees 70 - Wellington Warthogs 85
Meridian Hill McMornings 111 - Ferth Ozone 98
US DAGGERS 33 - Kiwi Sheep Pimps 136
The Reductions 94 - Myopic Marauders 96
Beware of Dogs 73 - Wasco Tigers 118
Innovatus 104 - Delta 9 98
New York Nugs 97 - Llama of Wall Street 110
Tasty Tardsicles 120 - Anchorage Allstars. 113

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 136 : Kiwi Sheep Pimps
Rebounds : 71 : Wellington Warthogs
Assists : 39 : Kiwi Sheep Pimps
Steals : 10 : New York Nugs
Block Shots : 11 : Wasco Tigers

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 39 : A. Yilmaz (Anchorage Allstars.)
Rebounds : 22 : L. Hellewell (Kiwi Sheep Pimps)
Assists : 11 : R. Pollock (Meridian Hill McMornings)
Steals : 4 : O. Denton (Beware of Dogs), C. Major (The Reductions)
Block Shots : 8 : R. Abderrafi (Worker Bees)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : D. Katerskis (Kiwi Sheep Pimps) (22 Points, 4 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 32
Shooting Guard : A. Yilmaz (Anchorage Allstars.) (39 Points, 6 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 32
Small Forward : M. Vanderborre (Kiwi Sheep Pimps) (30 Points, 13 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 3 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 44
Power Forward : L. Hellewell (Kiwi Sheep Pimps) (22 Points, 22 Rebounds, 10 Assists, 1 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 52
Center : D. Lawson (Llama of Wall Street) (30 Points, 16 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 38

MVP of the evening
L. Hellewell (Kiwi Sheep Pimps) (22 Points, 22 Rebounds, 10 Assists, 1 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 52

The bad performance of the evening
D. Delmás (Wellington Warthogs) (3 Points, 4 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -11

Triple-Double of the evening
L. Hellewell (Kiwi Sheep Pimps) (22 Points, 22 Rebounds, 10 Assists, 1 Steals, 1 Block Shots)

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : W. Ocampo (Beware of Dogs), H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS) : 5 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : C. Jamme (Ferth Ozone), C. Zigui (Innovatus), A. Leitner (Anchorage Allstars.) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : T. Harkins (Beware of Dogs), H. khalilzadegan (Anchorage Allstars.), R. Abderrafi (Worker Bees), T. Brown (US DAGGERS), H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS), W. Khan (US DAGGERS), J. Gaiato (US DAGGERS) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : P. Koubek (The Reductions) : 6 Three points

The best performer : A. Urzaiz (Kiwi Sheep Pimps) : Rating : 19.5

The worst performer : H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS), W. Khan (US DAGGERS) : Rating : 0.0

Day 12 (Tuesday 25 November 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Llama of Wall Street 83 - Meridian Hill McMornings 100
Ferth Ozone 122 - Beware of Dogs 93
Wellington Warthogs 110 - Tasty Tardsicles 120
Anchorage Allstars. 107 - New York Nugs 130
Wasco Tigers 117 - Innovatus 123
Kiwi Sheep Pimps 88 - Worker Bees 101
Myopic Marauders 130 - US DAGGERS 18
Delta 9 115 - The Reductions 84

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 130 : Myopic Marauders, New York Nugs
Rebounds : 71 : Myopic Marauders
Assists : 42 : Myopic Marauders
Steals : 10 : Wellington Warthogs
Block Shots : 13 : Myopic Marauders

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 35 : S. Bachelier (Tasty Tardsicles)
Rebounds : 19 : C. Zigui (Innovatus)
Assists : 17 : J. Bridges (Innovatus)
Steals : 4 : V. Ascensão (Wasco Tigers), E. Büki (Tasty Tardsicles)
Block Shots : 7 : K. Yiping (Worker Bees)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : C. Abrahamsohn (Wellington Warthogs) (20 Points, 4 Rebounds, 10 Assists, 3 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33
Shooting Guard : J. Leonard (Myopic Marauders) (30 Points, 10 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 38
Small Forward : T. Bourque (Myopic Marauders) (23 Points, 13 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 1 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 34
Power Forward : M. Waite (Myopic Marauders) (27 Points, 14 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 1 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45
Center : V. Orlov (Myopic Marauders) (12 Points, 16 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 1 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 30

MVP of the evening
M. Waite (Myopic Marauders) (27 Points, 14 Rebounds, 8 Assists, 1 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45

The bad performance of the evening
M. Cheney (US DAGGERS) (7 Points, 5 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -18

Triple-Double of the evening
D. Shilov (Anchorage Allstars.) (10 Points, 10 Rebounds, 11 Assists, 1 Steals, 1 Block Shots)

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : T. Forrai (Ferth Ozone) : 5 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : D. Palma (Kiwi Sheep Pimps), C. Roberts (Innovatus), I. Madrid (Anchorage Allstars.), J. Gaiato (US DAGGERS) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : R. Pike (Beware of Dogs), K. Yiping (Worker Bees), M. Cheney (US DAGGERS), H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS), W. Khan (US DAGGERS), E. Perminas (The Reductions), B. Râsnoveanu (The Reductions) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : S. Bachelier (Tasty Tardsicles), B. Williams (New York Nugs) : 6 Three points

The best performer : G. Nash (Meridian Hill McMornings), C. Cervantes (Meridian Hill McMornings), F. Pisano (Wasco Tigers), G. Piccolo (Delta 9), E. Siekierka (New York Nugs), S. Richardson (Innovatus) : Rating : 18.5

The worst performer : H. Xi qi (US DAGGERS) : Rating : 0.0

Thanks dude. I love and appreciate you summaries of league game nights. You're the man !! Dmitri

No prob - I’ve already started a “first half” summary for a longer, more narrative driven write up (or two).

Not sure why, but I thought I had a chance after the first half last night.