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251906.1
Date: 12/23/2013 22:29:13
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Nice to see that the league didn't get any tougher and whothehellamIkidding, of course it's even tougher. Welcome to the new teams, welcome back to the old teams, and I'd just like to say how much I love and hate each and every one of you. Just know that when you use the league's executive washroom, that smell, yeah, that was me - air freshener won't work, so I'd just go ahead and demote if I were you.
Poll:  The joy of being in II.4 is like . . .
Lemon juice on a fresh paper cut
Being nasally violated by a pinecone
Can't talk, trying to find the eject button!
The gas that turns trial by fire into immolation

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251906.2 in reply to 251906.1
Date: 12/23/2013 22:44:36
Smallfries
III.1
Overall Posts Rated:
417417
Second Team:
Smallfries II
Effin shoot me. Just when I thought things would get better, it seems it just got even more competitive.

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251906.3 in reply to 251906.2
Date: 12/23/2013 22:53:04
Overall Posts Rated:
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Effin shoot me. Just when I thought things would get better, it seems it just got even more competitive.


I think this is the season where you should take the bull by the horns and control your destiny, and by that I mean tank and demote and hope to come back somewhere less excruciating.

From: Yuck

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251906.4 in reply to 251906.2
Date: 12/23/2013 23:00:14
Cassville Yuck
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
552552
Second Team:
Yuckville Cass
Not real excited about having to spend money this season

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251906.5 in reply to 251906.3
Date: 12/23/2013 23:01:03
Smallfries
III.1
Overall Posts Rated:
417417
Second Team:
Smallfries II
You only wish. I'm gonna step all over mr. Rick Smits' big clogs and really show these teams how to run an outside offense. Only bad thing is I have 15 teams standing in my way from doing that...

From: calfson

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251906.6 in reply to 251906.2
Date: 12/24/2013 07:50:00
Overall Posts Rated:
3434
Well the good news is I'm looking for that eject button. I've never tanked a season before, but i'm going to do it in style this season and put the new game options to work.

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251906.7 in reply to 251906.5
Date: 12/24/2013 09:30:59
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You only wish. I'm gonna step all over mr. Rick Smits' big clogs and really show these teams how to run an outside offense. Only bad thing is I have 15 teams standing in my way from doing that...


I would be shaking in my boots, except that I don't wear boots and besides, you and I both know that I could send out Jonathan Yi and four pre-op transexual epileptic chimpanzees and still end up winning because Yi.

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251906.8 in reply to 251906.1
Date: 12/24/2013 09:48:47
Milwaukee Lethargy
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
849849
Second Team:
Miłwaukee Lethargy
Just know that when you use the league's executive washroom

Is Vardis Sourpis(s) (18733826) allowed to use the executive washroom?

From: shikago
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251906.9 in reply to 251906.6
Date: 12/24/2013 09:51:27
Milwaukee Lethargy
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
849849
Second Team:
Miłwaukee Lethargy
I think I might set a record for skill drops this season.

oh & lol @ the Visionaries current ranking... #347 USA
(are there even that many active teams left?)

Though they'll easily win the league if they want to. And I can be like, "II.3-->II.3-->II.4 represent". And cross my arms like an 80's rapper.

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251906.10 in reply to 251906.8
Date: 12/24/2013 10:04:37
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Just know that when you use the league's executive washroom

Is Vardis Sourpis(s) (18733826) allowed to use the executive washroom?


Let's not pretend like I could say no and he would take the news despondently and proceed to urinate anywhere else. We know that it would go down more like I'd say no, he'd say "Vat is this? I must to piss" and he'd get by whatever security measures and attendants we could put in place anyway on the pittance anyone in this league has left over to pay for additional salaries. And then he'd probably come piss in my office too. So, uh, I say he's more than welcome to use the executive washroom, but I heard Isaiah said he can't, so please direct all urinary questions and, more importantly, streams in that direction.

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251906.11 in reply to 251906.7
Date: 12/24/2013 10:25:33
Smallfries
III.1
Overall Posts Rated:
417417
Second Team:
Smallfries II
My team is afraid of Yi. They told me they will take a forfit against him this season. I'm perfectly fine with that too because, quite frankly, I don't want to hear them cry Yi Yi Yi all the way home again.