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From: Tangosz
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Date: 12/06/2013 10:34:57
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Alright, let's hear it. Let's hear something, cause this league forum is too damn quiet. Last night I was reading hrudey's league forum, due to its laxative properties, and all I can say is that II.1 cannot allow the chumps over in II.4 to have more fun that us.

So I'll start it off with a nice little poll. Who's winning it all this playoff time?
Poll:  Who's winning it all in Season 25?
Cross Chargers
Njord's Hakarl
Hayward Lumberjacks
New York Jests
Iron Dukes
astral weeks
Barbarian Marauders
Roxas City Redclaws
Imma bout to relegate, got not time for this!

From: RamQ

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Date: 12/06/2013 11:04:48
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The fact that I am actually an option in this poll makes me chortle.

From: Tangosz

To: RamQ
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Date: 12/06/2013 11:06:05
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just because your chances of winning asymptotically approach zero, doesn't mean they are zero.

From: RamQ

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Date: 12/06/2013 11:15:18
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The fact that the word "asymptotically" was just used on this forum is blowing my mind.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM)

From: Tangosz

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Date: 12/06/2013 11:34:59
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That it was used, or used correctly? I mean, I could go all Emmitt Smiff and start talking nonsense, but that's only funny for a short time.


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Date: 12/06/2013 11:49:18
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Alright, let's hear it. Let's hear something, cause this league forum is too damn quiet. Last night I was reading hrudey's league forum, due to its laxative properties, and all I can say is that II.1 cannot allow the chumps over in II.4 to have more fun that us.


II.4's official policy on laxative properties as it pertains to the forum posts is that you can't throw s*** and make it stick to the wall if it's too runny to make throwing it a possibility. But it's nice to see this forum finally overcoming its constipatory tendencies and... who am I kidding, once you've invented a word like constipatory, you should drop the mike because you done won the post.

/drops mike

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Date: 12/06/2013 11:59:13
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con·sti·pate (knst-pt)
tr.v. con·sti·pat·ed, con·sti·pat·ing, con·sti·pates
1. To cause constipation in.
2. To clog or make sluggish; obstruct.

I always thought you were full of sh*t. Now I have proof.

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Date: 12/06/2013 12:11:40
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con·sti·pate (knst-pt)
tr.v. con·sti·pat·ed, con·sti·pat·ing, con·sti·pates
1. To cause constipation in.
2. To clog or make sluggish; obstruct.

I always thought you were full of sh*t. Now I have proof.


Wow, to think you had to waste precious seconds proving something that's already universally known to be true.

From: Jason

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Date: 12/06/2013 12:13:05
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, I could go all Emmitt Smiff and start talking nonsense, but that's only funny for a short time.



For entertainment value I prefer Mike Tyson's misuse of the English Language;) (In the words of many professional athletes, and rappers....."Know what i'm sayin?")

From: GM-hrudey

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Date: 12/06/2013 12:14:51
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, I could go all Emmitt Smiff and start talking nonsense, but that's only funny for a short time.



For entertainment value I prefer Mike Tyson's misuse of the English Language;) (In the words of many professional athletes, and rappers....."Know what i'm sayin?")


I dunno, Emmitt has the will and the strong to win the whole doggone thing, and Tyson do not draw the doubleteam.

(all Emmittisms probably subconciously ganked from walterfootball.com, where the analysis is usually fairly weak but the Emmitt on the Brink anthology is hilarious as F**).

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251289.11 in reply to 251289.8
Date: 12/06/2013 12:30:10
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I'm a scientist, and an afficionado of epistemology, and I never take anything for granted.

Of course, I now have my suspicions about the substance on your dog's bib. You sick bastard you. Of course, I believe you live south of the Mason-Dixon line, so that particular activity isn't even illegal.