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After our 2 point loss to Morocco, I hid from the media most of the week and spent a lot of time listening to emo music on Jairo's iPod. To make it worse I recently received this letter from BB-Edju:

Jfarb,

You are under investigation by the BB's for betting on NT games. If there is enough evidence of your guilt you could be suspended or even banned from NT participation.

I could cover for you...for a price. 50/50 on your winnings?

Let me know,

Edju


Depressed and sick of Coldplay, I got hammered and slept all day. My assistant coach namssor and PR-director SpF found me in my hotel room and woke me up.

"Get up jfarb. There is someone here we think you should talk to," SpF said.

I looked around and saw a camera crew. "Why are there cameras?" I replied.

"Thats what she said. Now get up." Namssor answered.


I was led into a small room with a table, sitting across from me was Dr. Phil.

"Jfarb, you have a problem, how do you plan on facing it?" Bad Dr. Phil accent.

Still confused I replied, "Yea I know...the gambling thing."

"No. I'm talking about Spain. How are you going to face Spain? Just so happens that I have a plan."

Dr.Phil handed me a scouting report on Spain, and I looked at him, refocusing.

"Wozz?"

The camera crew and Dr. Phil abruptly left the room. I looked over the report and got out my phone to call the players and have them meet me at the practice arena in downtown Warsaw, but first I needed to call my bookie.


Join us in the chat on Monday 6/6, at 12:30pm Eastern, 9:30am Pacific as we face #6 Spain. Discussion: (http://s3.zetaboards.com/BuzzerBeater_USA_NT/topic/749077...)

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Edju's a *%$*& demand 10/90 in your favor. If that doesn't work tell him that you've found incriminating photos of him at the last RedSox yankees game http://bentcorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/redsoxya...

Ahh! You should have said NSFW, man!

If your employer tries to fire you for that I just made you a lot of money in a law suit.

Coldplay is emo music?

SpF is understandably depressed because I told him to bet his parent's college savings on the US today, so he's somewhere here in Poland, we have to go find him, but I'll do the recap today.

Bad day America. Yesterday I called up NT veteran star Ismael Grubbs, along with Willis Lundy and Cliff Gonzalez. Grubbs showed up on a private jet with his agent, BB-Charles. Charles told me that I was not to make eye contact with Grubbs, and that he needed a helicopter limo to take him to and from the hotel. I've never even heard of a helicopter limo.

I had a bad feeling when I stepped into the arena this morning. Lundy tried to talk to me, I couldn't tell what he was saying so I just smiled and nodded. Turns out he asked me if I'm not starting him because I hate him or if I'm racist. I guess that explains why he punched me in the larynx. Grubbs showed up 1 minute before the game started, and was wearing sunglasses and a retro USA jersey that didn't match the rest of the team.

Spain came out and dominated the first quarter and we couldn't get any momentum going. At halftime namssor tried to get Wang to talk so he could do some TWSS jokes, but Wang was giving us the silent treatment for leaving him off the active roster. Desperate, I called up Rambo on skype to give one of his famous motivational speeches. For whatever reason Rambo chose to rip off the presiden'ts speech from the movie 2012. The part where Rambo said, "I wish I could tell you we could prevent the coming destruction...we cannot," made Jairo cry. That movie sucked.

We came out flat in the 2nd half, and lost 111-95. We are 2-2 in Group B, and still in very good position to make the 2nd round. There are several things we could have done differently, the blame is on me and feel free to discuss it on the offsite, but now we have to turn our attention to our game against the host of the Worlds, Poland, and our potential 2nd round opponents in the coming weeks.

I'm sorry I was busy and....distracted. Are the Polish girls anything like these Peruvian mamacitas? So yeah, um, what were we talking about again?