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From: jfarb
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Date: 5/26/2011 8:06:02 PM
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I'm on my laptop here in my Polonia Palace hotel suite in Warsaw, Poland. I may or may not have used some gambling winnings that I may or may not have won from betting on NT games to upgrade rooms.

A few minutes ago my assistant coach namssor stopped by to give me some news:

"Hey jfarb! So, you won't believe who stopped by at shootaround today."

"Who?"

"It was Johnny Depp dressed as a pirate! Jairo nearly had a heart attack. I guess he is here in Poland to promote his new terrible movie. You know the one where he wears a bunch of makeup."

"Uhhh Alice in Wonderland? Edward Scissorhands? Sweeney Todd? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? You're going to have to narrow it down because he wears a bunch of weird makeup in every f#$&ing movie he does."

"Well he seems like a cool guy because he gave me this scouting report on Morocco."

"That was wozz dressed as Johnny Depp."

"Oh."


After our conversation I finished what I was working on, a letter to Willis Lundy.

Dear Willis,

Its me, jfarb. I know we have had our differences in the past. As difficult as it is for me to say this, I want to say I'm sorry. I'm sorry for not playing you that much last season. I'm sorry for yelling at you. I'm sorry that I called you Willis Chunky. I'm sorry I tripped you every time you went to check in to the game. I'm sorry I filled your Escalade with popcorn. I'm sorry I elbowed your son in the face at practice. I know he is 4 years old, but he was playing dirty, I swear!

Won't you please come back? All I'm asking for is proficient game shape. Just one time. Remember the good times Willis.

So we're cool now right?

Sincerely,

jfarb


Join me in the chat, Monday 5/30 12:30pm eastern, 9:30am pacific, for our game vs Morocco. Discussion: (http://s3.zetaboards.com/BuzzerBeater_USA_NT/topic/748907...)



From: FatCurry

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Date: 5/27/2011 9:40:23 AM
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Maybe you should of tried it in Ebonics, maybe he's just waiting for the Spain game, or maybe he just really hates you...

From: Dawson

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Date: 5/27/2011 6:42:54 PM
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Willis can't read.

From: FatCurry

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Date: 5/27/2011 10:21:07 PM
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I actually bought him a kindle, it reads to him.

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Date: 5/27/2011 10:23:11 PM
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This sounds like embezzlement of team funds.

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Date: 5/27/2011 10:50:53 PM
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I'm a banker what do you expect?

From: Dawson

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Date: 5/27/2011 11:03:47 PM
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At least you aren't one of those skeevy Real-Estate agents.

From: jfarb
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Date: 5/30/2011 12:33:56 PM
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(http://www.buzzerbeater.com/match/15404/reportmatch.aspx)

Game is on, join us in the chat and witness this epic battle with Morocco

From: Coolbobj

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Date: 5/30/2011 4:42:54 PM
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Noooooo!

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From: Peluin

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Date: 5/30/2011 5:05:50 PM
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Um, wow, that fairly boggles the mind.