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Date: 8/26/2010 10:52:39 PM
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Use this thread to post up your own facts about Chuck Norris, it has to be original....

and people can rate your post depending on how funny it is...

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Date: 8/26/2010 11:40:40 PM
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ppl think the allies ended WWII by dropping those nukes on nippon, little do ppl know, it was really chuck norris letting out a couple massive fart that demolished nagaski and hiroshima

"the labor party cant even spell surplus, let alone deliver one"
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Date: 8/27/2010 1:25:01 AM
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US been trying to convince nippon there's a greater being than "godchilla"... Japs didn't believe it until Chuck Norris did his round house kick.

Last edited by datzilla at 8/27/2010 1:25:28 AM

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Date: 8/27/2010 1:54:51 AM
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Chuck Norris jail break iPhones with round house kicks

Yo! Yo! D for D best PF in D Aussie BB. D Name is Kye Duffill (10080211), averages nothing but pure amazing! Vote for Duffman!
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Date: 8/27/2010 2:42:44 AM
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Hijacked!
When Michael J. Fox walks on carpet, he can generate up to 1.21 gigawatts of static electricity. Because of Parkinson's.

Can you smell what the Hobos are cooking... oh wait its just Roger. (18085274)
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Date: 8/27/2010 5:46:19 AM
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn. He just looks at it and dares it to grow.

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Date: 8/27/2010 6:49:25 AM
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Lol u get a big fat 0 for being original lol...


Yo! Yo! D for D best PF in D Aussie BB. D Name is Kye Duffill (10080211), averages nothing but pure amazing! Vote for Duffman!
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Date: 8/27/2010 7:02:32 AM
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Here are mine:

1. chuck norris trains level 7 trainers!

2. Many years ago, a sample of Chuck's pee was taken for scientific experimentation. This sample was mixed with 1 million litres of water, and the mixture is sold today as an energy drink called red bull!

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Date: 8/27/2010 8:52:52 AM
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chuck norris doesnt need broadband because the internet is connected to chuck norris

Yo! Yo! D for D best PF in D Aussie BB. D Name is Kye Duffill (10080211), averages nothing but pure amazing! Vote for Duffman!
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Date: 8/27/2010 9:53:16 AM
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haha nice.

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Date: 8/27/2010 10:32:05 AM
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That tsunami wasn't caused buy an earthquake!! Chuck Norris hit the water!!